A Room Of One's Own II - Freedom: Selected Personal Social Media (text, Twitter, 2010) 

 

January 1, 2010

Happy stupid shitty year you farty bitch

 

January 2, 2010

wonder what the preppy jocky dude I jacked off in the back of a classroom thinks of me? pretty girl?

 

January 4, 2010

so this sketchy creep got mad at me at the pizza place last night because I called him a honky and threw a piece of pizza at my FUR

 

January 4, 2010

well the Theme from Mahagony is incredible, kind of makes up for the rest of it. no bitch, I don't like the things that life is showing me

 

January 4, 2010

WOAH flashing back to listening to Ashlee Simpson "Undiscovered" on repeat and crying after a particularly traumatic friend-dump

 

January 5, 2010

today I am starting a new chapter of my life as a nice girl. this is all very Elle magazine, I know, but I'm serious.

 

January 5, 2010

Friendless, loveless, penniless, Friar Tucks mistress slinked down the street, in head to toe chocolate brown.

 

January 6, 2010

Im so high I had to leave the office the pages of the inventory seemed like a huge evil mountain that was glowering at me

 

January 7, 2010

don't pity me

 

January 7, 2010

my command key is SO lubey

 

January 7, 2010

Sherry Jean calling WASTED!!! to tell me she found her personalized Mickey Mouse ears to wear w/red & white polka dot dress to work tomorrow

 

January 7, 2010

I'm so high eughghgh

 

January 8, 2010

gonna crash something I shouldn't tonight and I'm gonna look REALLY FREAKIN GOOD DOING IT

 

January 8, 2010

Gay wallstreet on acid

 

January 8, 2010

listening to really hilarious trance, fighting back tears, color-coding my coat rack

 

January 8, 2010

Pink club remixes. this is me.

 

January 9, 2010

Singing back up AGAIN god I look amazing behind a mic

 

January 10, 2010

Um its a little early for everyone to be acting so crazy! just saw a little kid pop a squat in a bush!

 

January 10, 2010

moping around. solemnly web camming with 50 year old dude. listening to kate bush. my life single is startlingly similar to my life paired.

 

January 10, 2010

facebook revelations. guy I punched on the bus in 7th grade: fan of quicktrip, chipotle and natty light

 

January 11, 2010

moving a bunch of sea shells from the bottom of my jewelry bowl (cuz who can see them there, anyway) into a glass globe I found in the yard

 

January 11, 2010

"what a bastard the world is," - Yoko Ono

 

January 11, 2010

Just stared at the flame of a candle for way too long

 

January 11, 2010

I feel dead

 

January 12, 2010

also excited for LA this weekend. got a big pile of shitty dresses laid out to demo for the occasion

 

January 12, 2010

last break-up my solace was world of warcraft, this time it's comic books, I keep counting down the days til wednesday and new ones come out

 

January 12, 2010

my mom wasted on the phone with me telling me her and my dad don't fight anymore? what like in the last two weeks?! crazy bitch

 

January 12, 2010

mom: "I don't think you're an alcoholic." me: "yeah I don't crave alcohol." mom: "I do."

 

January 13, 2010

I am grim set and determined to have another god damn good year, one after another, a good long fun gay life. that's what I'll have.

 

January 14, 2010

wow what a sad day I can't wait for it to be over.

 

January 14, 2010

I talk to my plants a lot...

 

January 14, 2010

you can't neglect your mental well-being or it can really fuck you up

 

January 16, 2010

I heard that Pink is changing her name to Purple

 

January 16, 2010

I like the world

 

January 18, 2010

Just did poppers with James St. James. she spotted us from the girls video wtf!

 

January 18, 2010

I love LA

 

January 18, 2010

Putting poppers under @JEALSD 's nose while hes passed out hahaha youre welcome

 

January 19, 2010

The real me is a southern girl with her levis on and an open heart

 

January 19, 2010

oh wow forgot about my favorite thing this weekend, some dude quipping about me, "now that is one lazy tranny." I'LL TAKE IT

 

January 19, 2010

I love Beth at Walgreens she does not give a fuuuuuck

 

January 20, 2010

I gotta move out. or sound proof my room...

 

January 23, 2010

hahahha loving this queen on dudesnude who has a pic of himself with Kyle Minogue as his profile pic

 

January 24, 2010

FWD from my Mom hahaha so qt!: I love you never forget how unique and amazing you are and no i'm not drunk

 

January 25, 2010

I have one word for you. "shit"

 

January 25, 2010

my horoscope said my love life was supposed to start heating up late in the day ... *taps foot, checks watch* ...

 

January 26, 2010

I just did something really crazy

 

January 26, 2010

Stumbled hella high into the middle eastern market/community center watched CNN for a second and hallucinated that I WAS in the middle east

 

January 27, 2010

I hope I get somethin in the mail today

 

January 27, 2010

what's with all these little things flying around my face? am I decomposing?

 

January 27, 2010

I'm having conflict with my horoscope today.

 

January 28, 2010

2 HIGH 2 CRY

 

January 28, 2010

vogueing in bed

 

January 28, 2010

My new look is Queen of the Black Eorest

 

January 28, 2010

fuck salads

 

January 29, 2010

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE YOU AND ME TOGETHER

 

January 29, 2010

just wrapped INSANE NEW SINGLE with the sexy @nightfeelings you gays are gonna fuh-reak for this song

 

January 30, 2010

LA MONISTAT JUST ACCEPTED ME AS HER DAUGHTER

 

January 30, 2010

when she found out her son-in-law was a cross dresser she said, "NOT AS ADVERTISED."

 

January 31, 2010

you know what, I'm feeling good about my life right now, I don't care who dumps me, who loves me, who wants to fuck me & who don't

 

January 31, 2010

"the angel opens her eyes. pale blue colored eyes..."

 

January 31, 2010

Nicky locked the office w the stereo on and tge cd got stuck skipphng!! so I did poppers haha I love my job

 

January 31, 2010

GOD WHAT DAY IS IT

 

January 31, 2010

my laptop and my phone are all covered in lube

 

January 31, 2010

ok what smells in this room...

 

February 1, 2010

why am I talking about my life with my internet stalker? hello...

 

February 1, 2010

WHAT DO I DO NOW? I GUESS GET FAMOUS

 

February 3, 2010

free-basing with some weirdo last night and now I woke up all sick THANKS A LOT EMERGEN-C I thought you were there for me

 

February 3, 2010

So much drama every day at the photo counter. lady nobody can fix it if u cut yr weird daughters head off taking her pic on sum rooftop wtf

 

February 5, 2010

Sherry Jean telling me stories about Teddy Pendergrass chasing after her drag queen friends in Philly in the 70s! um cool?!

 

February 5, 2010

my ex is trying to make me look bad by rebounding with fred schneider, little does he know I've been talking to john mayer A LOT this week

 

February 5, 2010

maybe I am so anxious right now because of all the sudafed!!! oops

 

February 6, 2010

astrology is important

 

February 6, 2010

Was just thinking I wish I had some pearls then I found a string in my backseat!

 

February 8, 2010

we got high and ate chinese food and played another round at the table. then hung out in half price books for an hour

 

February 8, 2010

something died in my room but I can't figure out what or where it is ...

 

February 8, 2010

I wonder what would've happened if I had continued in school and had a degree in French by now

 

February 8, 2010

probably be conjugating some damn verbs right now

 

February 9, 2010

just got first email ever from my dad, so cute. he has his age listed as his last name. he really likes my song! I knew he had good taste

 

February 10, 2010

Aunt Viv lecturing Will about not knowing his black history, then a Malcolm X quote flashed on the screen. ... Fresh Prince is crazy

 

February 10, 2010

my hot neighbor just came out to help me fix my car and he was wearing a hoodie I threw out on the street a few months ago!!! SO HOT!!!

 

February 11, 2010

I find myself in a coke den with fancy sf party promoters giving eachother INSANE pep talks abt their parties. no joke. INSANE.

 

February 11, 2010

'natural for what? for whitney houston to lose it? for lady gaga to lose it? Im not perfect Im going thru alot of shit. look at me! relax!'

 

February 11, 2010

'whatever happend to Ashanti?' 'she died out. thats y I got out of that game man.' I am in the most insane place. swear!

 

February 12, 2010

Really crazy fight going on at Walgreens right now...

 

February 12, 2010

BIG: THE FATTEST EVENT IN THE BAY AREA PRESENTS "FIRE, BEARS IN HEAT"

 

February 12, 2010

Yay the jasmine is starting to bloom again! smells good enough to eat

 

February 13, 2010

SOMEWHERE THERE IS LAUGHTER

 

February 13, 2010

can someone make this guy get out of my bed and go home to Canada? jesus christ

 

February 14, 2010

fuck life

 

February 14, 2010

BYOB means I won't wake up with hundreds of dollars gone from my wallet and no memory of where it went. bars can be vicious.

 

February 14, 2010

Wasted at the tiki bar with a bunch of hot lesbians. we just ordered pizza. we could all go bi at this point.

 

February 15, 2010

Hanging out w the ex all night and all day. Ive done it. Ive beat the system. I can do anything.

 

February 15, 2010

Hungover in heels at office max. I love this place.

 

February 15, 2010

amigo Carlin, who is so hot, watched freestyle videos, showed each other our dicks but he put his between his legs like a pussy hahaha

 

February 15, 2010

also he has a huge gash healing on his neck from a mugging, he died and got revived outside of Carl's Jr juts up the street!!!

 

February 15, 2010

took the subway in a slip, partied with funny dumb gays, ended up spending the entire night with my ex and we are bffs now haha

 

February 16, 2010

I feel really chill lately AND I quit eating soy. I think it was making me pms! for like 5 years haha

 

February 16, 2010

RT @roydanielle: Was Madonna's look for the Music album really snap-front shiny shirts and embellished jeans? Is it too late to ask for an explanation?

 

February 16, 2010

love lifting weights for a few minutes, in full drag, before I go to the club. it just really completes the look for me hahaha.

 

February 17, 2010

I just hooked up with a dude in THE NAVY, BTW. and dropped him off AT HIS BOAT. they just let you drive up to it!!!!!

 

February 18, 2010

Im in love with Stanley Frank

 

RT @thearifish: overheard:"I wish I had a little less dignity and a little more Alex Penney"

 

February 18, 2010

In the studio w Tarythyas. the most insane room in america. smoking weed and drinkimg crown royal and coke.

 

February 18, 2010

I have over a million views on xtube. I think it's time to quit. hahaha.

 

February 20, 2010

well that was really hot and really weird.

 

February 20, 2010

cooking in heels (I had to take the trash out. that doesn't make sense either whatever) coincidentally this food is really good

 

February 20, 2010

my look tonight is "BARELY THERE BAM-BAM"

 

February 20, 2010

so I finally recreated my fav make-up look on myself, I did it while on ecstasy a long time ago and could never figure it out

 

February 21, 2010

reading the treatmeant for the "lonely sea" music video. so fucking excited!!!

 

February 21, 2010

I love how u can see the name of someone u haven't seen for maybe 10-15 years and still remember them shitting their pants in grade school

 

February 21, 2010

I always forget abt navy blue.

 

February 21, 2010

My parents just called to say my grandma had a mild heart attack and is fine and that I look like Johnny Wier hahaha

 

February 21, 2010

"atmosphere without detail" really good pat fields quote!

 

February 22, 2010

I might be in hell.

 

February 24, 2010

well I'm home now eating something really weird and gross.

 

February 25, 2010

just got a blackberry, I don't get it

 

February 25, 2010

Wearing a thong a bra and I shaved my face and u can't directly see my dick - this is as real as it gets over here

 

February 25, 2010

I want to throw a cyber-goth party called "LUCITE"

 

February 25, 2010

This bra hurts

 

February 26, 2010

um just fucked straight anal virgin from Sacramento. sorry to give the t it was just crazy enough to tweet!!!

 

February 27, 2010

I want to watch Monistat's performance from tonight OVER AND OVER AND OVER I wish I could. SERIOUSLY. cold chills, almost teared up.

 

February 27, 2010

beautiful geisha face with confetti snow falling all around her and a paper umbrella with lights in it. incredible.

 

February 27, 2010

during the climax of the song, as she whirled her umbrella around the stage, and the snow was falling around her....

 

February 27, 2010

I choked on the hugest lump in my throat. it was so insane. such a genuine talent. 

 

February 27, 2010

$456 for running a red light ?! whaaaaaaat ...

 

February 28, 2010

Ew car broke down. This AAA guy is kind of hot!? He just asked me if I drink? Why u wanna take me out or what?! Haha

 

February 28, 2010

I think Dave the truck driver would be my perfect rebound he seems stable and supportive but also has his own life. And cute and nice

 

March 1, 2010

Crazy techno and trip hop in the tow truck is saving me right now. Would he care if I did poppers?

 

March 1, 2010

CAN'T BE SERIOUS

 

March 1, 2010

working on my car (well sort of) shirtless and in full face. I think I look hot?!

 

March 1, 2010

I'm playing all Zombie Nation at the club tomorrow. don't give a fuck.

 

March 1, 2010

one final thing: took off my "daddy's girl" key chain. replaced it with the yoko ono pen light Marnacle's mom got me. the end of an era

 

March 1, 2010

"instead of eating her, I raised her as my own!" I love anime

 

March 1, 2010

the forest spirit is searching for its head

 

March 1, 2010

If I were to kill anyone this is the outfit I would do it in

 

March 2, 2010

well I'm high and alone once again!!!

 

March 2, 2010

also the bitch still rings people up with rubber gloves covered in blood!!! hasn't anybody complained about that yet?!

 

March 3, 2010

Everytime miss Shannon walks into my club I feel I have truly arrived ib San Francisco

 

March 3, 2010

remembering some weird shit from last night ...

 

March 3, 2010

Taking the bus to gut my car and give it to the junk yard :/

 

March 3, 2010

Longest day of my life!!!!!!!!! I want ecstasy

 

March 3, 2010

I think the grip on this shoot likes me...hi! *flirty wave*

 

March 4, 2010

Fwd from Dade: oh my god i jus found 6 pictures of Shannon in my pocket!!!!

 

March 5, 2010

damn one of my cousins is SOOO hot. his "alaska '08" album on facebook is giving me a serious situation over here...!!!

 

March 6, 2010

ex-bf's step-brother that he fooled around with when they were kids on facebook! TALK ABOUT A FIND!!!

 

March 6, 2010

do me a favor and nobody look at this dress from the back...

 

March 7, 2010

just got home, turned on tv, and Mo'Nique is being interviewed saying she was involved with Tiny Tim's "tip toe through the tulips" video?!

 

March 7, 2010

wait was there even a video for that?! is she high?! ugh I'm quitting tv. Apollo Ohno is on it now? why is he even there?

 

March 9, 2010

"I can't believe you fucked me during the climax of Jesus Christ Superstar..." Funny things to wake up to hahaha

 

March 9, 2010

Married was just like "ur built like Clint Eastwood" "um u should see me naked...oh wait u have" and we both laughed hahaha. Love my job!

 

March 10, 2010

...there's an 18 year old boy in my bed. obviously we're REALLY good about checking IDs at the club hahaha

 

March 10, 2010

"so and so gave us a key so we could practice here" GREAT we really need more shitty bands practicing in the living room

 

March 11, 2010

All I gotta say is if you REALLY wanna facilitate an orgy you better turn up the HEAT in your living room!

 

March 11, 2010

Remembering watching Viv get a blow j last night while we chatted casually hahaha

 

March 11, 2010

Also just put on my Friar Tuck coat that I haven't worn for ages and there's a wad of cash in the picket! Thank god

 

March 12, 2010

I can go through a small, expensive drink like nobody's business

 

March 12, 2010

I hate when I mention Courtney Love and somebody is like "god what a mess" like who are you my mom or something? Ugh

 

March 12, 2010

Fuck this day haha I blame the "telephone" video

 

March 13, 2010

also a bullet entered our laundry room window and exploded a bottle of bleach last night! wtf! how "freak on a leash" is that?!

 

March 13, 2010

Guy on the train "just cuz I ride a pink bike and my names regina doesn't mean im not a man!" uhh barking up the wrong tree here...

 

March 14, 2010

Ok let's get real girls: I kind of love being a single girl in the city

 

March 15, 2010

"avian bear centaur" finding new looks for flyers hahaha

 

March 15, 2010

Donna Giles, such an under appreciated vocalist

 

March 15, 2010

room clean. feels like I performed an exorcism.

 

March 16, 2010

Gear talk in the van en route to high fantsay ugh what the hell are you guys talking about?! #partyeffectsdotbiz

 

March 17, 2010

you know who I fucking love? Takayo aka Chi Slanger.

 

March 17, 2010

"i will pick you up on a friends bike steal a backpack for you and teach you how to ride trains" why is this such a tempting offer?

 

March 17, 2010

"Are people ugly in green or are Irish people ugly?" @MylesUSA hahaha I love uuu

 

March 18, 2010

last day of shooting for the video! in my room. found a used condom stuck to the wall behind my bed. wow.

 

March 18, 2010

I feel weird and empty and horny a little sad a little triumphant

 

March 18, 2010

...just did a captcha that was "ballsier do"

 

March 19, 2010

Was just feeling uninspired and also wondering if my psychic friend Bibi was gonna pay me the money she owes me and then she called

 

March 19, 2010

She just hung out wit the director of the fbi who is adorable? Her friend Ho installed solar panels at her house...

 

March 19, 2010

She also invited me over for margaritas even tho she wants me to quit drinking and is gonna teach me how to perform supernatural miracles

 

March 19, 2010

She also wants me to go on American Idol and once rode in a cadillac with chuck berry or bo diddly or both.

 

March 19, 2010

I'm suddenly feeling very inspired haha and she's gonna pay me back twice what she borrowed?!

 

March 19, 2010

Sometimes I don't understand why I can't just buy drugs at the grocery store ...

 

March 20, 2010

My new thesis: western society's massive and complete failure: the heterosexual male.

 

March 20, 2010

Bout to climb this ladder hella hungover...its like god damn cirque du soleil over here

 

March 20, 2010

"Girl dont tell me i look good, ask me how my day was!" Genius quote from miss rahni last night

 

March 20, 2010

this guy I slept with actually believes that courtney killed kurt! we talked about it forever last night! isn't that so weird?

 

March 21, 2010

if I spend enough time on their facebook profile, I can basically convince myself I'm falling in love with anyone

 

March 22, 2010

I just drank a fly in my emergen-c

 

March 22, 2010

Takin my new purse for a test drive! Blue pleather so ugly so today.

 

March 22, 2010

The spare changers in my neighborhood call me bon jovi hahaha

 

March 23, 2010

Dade and Tarythyas showed up to get me with crackers and ginger ale! So q! I love my friends. Even the "straight" ones suprise u sometimes

 

March 23, 2010

"A whole new world" came on in between all the crazy techno bass Tary plays in his car! Um...amazing?! Just what i needed!

 

March 24, 2010

"pregnant with worms" also sounds like a really good band but it's not

 

March 24, 2010

My new motto "the real thing at generic price"

 

March 25, 2010

am I really tired or have I just been sitting in the same position for like...6 months?

 

March 25, 2010

alcohol withdrawel is so real. I have the worst headache.

 

March 26, 2010

Total hottie customer just asked for my number! I love today

 

March 26, 2010

I can't believe I have a date tonight! What should I wear?! I've never been on a date with someone I didn't have sex with first...

 

March 27, 2010

Aw just made friends with the cutest old bouncer on the all nighter bus. He has a cross dresser bf so he wanted to hang with me! So sweet

 

March 27, 2010

God I am my mother

 

March 27, 2010

I had so much intense bonding with regular customers today. who knew dorky old British teacher is a huge Grace Jones fan?!

 

March 27, 2010

also Karl the retired army dude, who is insane but sweet and really loves me and won't come in if I'm not his waiter...

 

March 27, 2010

said he made a bumper sticker for his humvee during dessert storm that said in Farsi, "How's my driving and shooting?" hahahaha wtf

 

March 27, 2010

oh btw he's 10 years older than me. I like it kinda, a nice, round number.

 

March 27, 2010

trying nota get too dissapointed that I'm not gonna see date-guy 2 nights in a row. hoping I didn't hallucinate him. well he's texting so...

 

March 27, 2010

Ugh just got chased in heels by three teens tryna jump me! Girl can run when she needs to hahaha

 

March 28, 2010

so he wants to get to know me better before we have more sex. and he's texting this from home depot. this is like a movie.

 

March 28, 2010

you know what is so endemic of gay guys and straight girls? weird photo cropping on social networking sites

 

March 28, 2010

I'm in a trip-hop trap. I seriously can't move.

 

March 28, 2010

nicknames my coworkers called my new beau today "weekend casual" "dr. dad" "lex luthor" hahaha. my dream has cum true

 

March 28, 2010

ok getting out of bed now. diarrhea beckons. wonder if there will be a point where I have to stop sharing so much on the internet. hope not.

 

March 28, 2010

Damn Tarythyas just got me helllllla stoned we can barely find mcdonalds lolol

 

March 28, 2010

"Being high is cool." - Tarythyas Nham

 

March 28, 2010

Tary "i wanna hear somethin more lovey dovey, more mainstream."

 

March 29, 2010

God my tweets from last night. What a twit! Ug I am so sick from mcdonalds and all night vodka redbulls and I have a date with sober guy!!!

 

March 29, 2010

the thought of sobriety makes me want to cry :-( is that fucked up?

 

March 29, 2010

I have an alcohol problem. I don't have an alcohol problem. should I just flip a coin?

 

March 29, 2010

"a certain someone has invited themselves over to your place.put that (pleasantly) nervous energy to use. Straighten up your home."

 

March 29, 2010

that's why I believe in astrology

 

March 29, 2010

but nervous energy? bitch I'm in drag face and I've been puking all day...I'm getting it together though. pepto bismol. hanging up shit.

 

March 29, 2010

Going to wash my face for a third time. All the mascara will be gone around 6 tomorrow night when I have to start putting it back on

 

March 29, 2010

my mom this morning, "did you send that check I need money xo"

 

March 29, 2010

Walgreens was full of aliens today. freaked me the fuck out.

 

March 29, 2010

fuck push-ups

 

March 30, 2010

"Skinny Little Bitch" is still hella good and exciting for me

 

March 31, 2010

ok, ok, I love everybody, leave me alone

 

March 31, 2010

My abs look AMAZING from puking

 

March 31, 2010

I really need to get that Hep C test once and for all.

 

March 31, 2010

Yes he just showed up at my house blasting techno no i didnt wanna go out but somehow im in his car going to the club cant say no to him

 

April 1, 2010

I am tripping the fuck out on Nancy Grace's drag face right now

 

April 1, 2010

Sweats, burps, farts, snores and talks in his sleep. Looks like a slightly aged Abercrombie model. Am I REALLY in your bed right now?!

 

April 1, 2010

Piss soaked underwear next to the bed. Genius. Im like in the lair of a mythological creature...the Great Dark Man. 2010. He does exist.

 

April 1, 2010

He's letting me take his fancy suv all day...work.

 

April 1, 2010

wrote down the names of some mystery prescriptions in dude's cabinet last night (snoop alert) um. they're for adult acne. so cute.

 

April 2, 2010

Sherry Jean working a completely see-through top today so cool

 

April 5, 2010

SO. OPEN. right now. to whatever the universe gives me. she's giving me SOMETHING...

 

April 5, 2010

let's see. Clash of the Titans was a non-stop LOL. me and Dade and Andrew are gonna be Stygian witches but share a dick instead of an eye.

 

April 7, 2010

"What if I said I would date you but I was gonna treat you like trash?" Dade Elderon

 

April 9, 2010

dudes who joined the military, have 3 kids and are articulating their plans for self-governing militias in their status updates

 

April 10, 2010

walked downstairs and someone was staring in through the window from the street. and I just walked by like I didn't see him. that's weird.

 

April 11, 2010

scab stopped bleeding.

 

April 11, 2010

Also I'm waiting tables in a sweater dress. #fashion

 

April 11, 2010

Hanging out with Turkish royalty I am soooo wasted

 

April 12, 2010

listening to my roommate puke - I'm glad we are all on the same page, over here

 

April 13, 2010

Tary pumping the whole Taylor Swift album in his car I think he may be off his meds tonight gonna be a fun one!!!

 

April 16, 2010

Waking up to 15 texts from shannon with no spaces in a single one just one huge insane word wow...

 

April 16, 2010

WOKE UP ON A REALITY NOTE!

 

April 17, 2010

@nightfeelings "actually, I'm talented."

 

April 17, 2010

physically I feel really good since I'm off my diet of all candy, all the time

 

April 18, 2010

@nightfeelings "oh look its us normal!" I love u

 

April 18, 2010

hm found the jar of olives I was eating with a spoon last night after getting high at college. I love this place! hahaha.

 

April 19, 2010

Naseated in Nashville

 

April 19, 2010

I smell so bad. Wrote an ode to weed which I don't even smoke really and also teared up reading an article about elephant poaching. #travel

 

April 19, 2010

My mom just said, "well of course he relapsed he was hanging out with you!" Hahaha um thanks mom! She is so funny

 

April 21, 2010

putting on make-up and lingerie for a guy on manroulette. wow. this is really happening.

 

April 21, 2010

my mind is on this weird loop just saying "drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs"

 

April 21, 2010

gay people have powers

 

April 22, 2010

just found a big wad of cash in a secret pocket cleaning out my DJ bag hahaha cool. also just found a vibrator in my electronics drawer?!

 

April 23, 2010

I woke up this morning kicked the covers off and just stared up at the cieling and said, "why?"

 

April 23, 2010

I guess my roommate OD'd on mmmc or some weird street drug last night? I thought they were having a party, sounded fun to me...

 

April 23, 2010

I quoted Courtney Love "we all love drugs," and they all just looked at me. uh, ok, sorry...so I told them to leave meth to the gays

 

April 23, 2010

Me; "should I wear a just a bra under my blazer?" Tary: "hm maybe you should wear a bra under that top..." Hahaha

 

April 23, 2010

Two drag queens sexting

 

April 23, 2010

Dorito dinner

 

April 23, 2010

I blink and find myself hunched over a plate of pineapple and battered shrimp, alone, in drag, in Chinatown hahaha. Weird meal weird night!

 

April 24, 2010

Sherry has had her tits out A LOT today. Also her metallic red panties.

 

April 24, 2010

"Thank you for being my mother/goddess." Best text I've gotten in a while

 

April 24, 2010

hahaha just remembered jacking this guy off on the dance floor last night and then asking what his name was. "Alexis, it's me!" oops!

 

April 24, 2010

oh, we're not getting evicted. whatever.

 

April 24, 2010

My look tonight is sex, simplicity, America.

 

April 24, 2010

My train is 2 1/2 listens of "so happy I could die" away

 

April 24, 2010

Preppy dude says he doesn't have anything to offer me and is "sorry for the man I let myself become this month" um

 

April 24, 2010

Straight people: they're not ALL bad

 

April 24, 2010

Fwd from ebay: Please pay for your White Heat Hand Fantasy Lady 8x10 Art Print Poster

 

April 25, 2010

Staring over the edge of a black out, spitting over it, smiling and then jumping head first

 

April 25, 2010

Haha my nickname at work right now is "Alejandrina la Reina de la Cocina" OKAY?!

 

April 25, 2010

and if you're all wondering, yes, that drum and bass enthusiast Rodrigo called me last night for the first time in 3 months.

 

April 25, 2010

Lol instead od explaining my wheat allergies to people anymore I'm just gonna start saying I'm on Atkins

 

April 26, 2010

Waited an hour and a half for the bus freezing my ass off dozing in a doorway. The universe likes to keep my confidence in check.

 

April 26, 2010

"Seduction is one area where the Tiger is definitely king!" god everything makes so much more sense now.

 

April 26, 2010

"noble Tiger needs a sexy, exciting partner and gather their legendary strength during the pre-dawn hours they rule, between 3 am - 5 am."

 

April 26, 2010

"any weed growing stuff maybe you should, like, hide..." conversations over heard leading up to a land lord visit

 

April 26, 2010

laughing at this stack of Tori Amos pictures I cut out and put on my desk #becauseIamaqueen

 

April 27, 2010

"Mortie didn't have the balls to 86 the gravy." "Well, he's friends with Rob, so it's kind of personal." Hot topics for today...

 

April 28, 2010

but then, as I'm undressing in front of the mirror, peeling off my corset, undoing my skirt, stripping off my jewelry and panty hoes...

 

April 28, 2010

"Yoga-tainment for thr Blackberry Generation" ...somebody went to college for like 4 years to write that headline

 

April 28, 2010

Honestly though, no shame, yoga changed my life. No more acid reflux, ya'll!

 

April 28, 2010

This gross dude just introduced himself as "Space" he runs the canabis club around the corner, obviously. I wanna hate him but I just can't!

 

April 28, 2010

The Slits playing at work followed by Fiona Apple and Pj Harvey. I work with so many lesbians haha

 

April 28, 2010

I love reading.

 

April 29, 2010

WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I NOT DO?

 

April 29, 2010

I don't understand why computers aren't faster, cheaper and easier to use

 

April 29, 2010

starting the "weekend trash pile in the middle of my room" early. damn. what am I doing with my life?

 

April 30, 2010

Went home wit some dude I met at the bus stop. Woke up to his cell alarm blasting aka a Beyonce verse from "Telephone" hahaha

 

April 30, 2010

tryna hand sanitize away last night

 

May 1, 2010

At the drag show on k. Juanita more smoking a huge joint on stage. Wooork!

 

May 1, 2010

facebooking the guy who waived my late fees like 5 years ago at the video store. yep, it's THAT kinda night

 

May 3, 2010

Had a really intense vision at the end of yoga that I was in the ocean watching jelly fish swim up towards the sun hahaha

 

May 4, 2010

I think that if you open yourself up to it there is at least one earth-shattering discovery to learn every day

 

May 4, 2010

Today I am learning that no matter how well I think I got someone figured out I can never know for sure what's going on with them

 

May 4, 2010

Like...strong insight should not interfere with compassion

 

May 4, 2010

Afternoon junk food binge. Self-facial. Time for a nap.

 

May 5, 2010

aw. last night I made out with a straight dude and then he tried to steal a beer from the bar, we all mocked him, and he cried :-(

 

May 5, 2010

gotta keep this lightning storm in check, you know? that's what my energy healer called my voice, btw

 

May 6, 2010

go towards the light

 

May 6, 2010

Rules for public transit: sit as close as possible to any other vaguely alterna gay but pretend like you don't see them

 

May 8, 2010

Me: "I don't know what she's doing but she looks good." Llane: "She's a nurse."

 

May 8, 2010

SWEET GRITS

 

May 8, 2010

A ladybug

 

May 8, 2010

Lol I brought the wrong color lip so Terry flips on some blue light in his car, "I don't know if that helps...its a different color."

 

May 10, 2010

omg! the lady from Carl's Jr. that I gave $10 (and my # apparently) just called to thank me for turning her life around! wow.

 

May 10, 2010

because I gave her the money she went to get food, ran into a friend she hadn't seen for 5 years, and that lady has a room for rent

 

May 13, 2010

I'm from the Midwest

 

May 13, 2010

Gay Staind

 

May 13, 2010

"I'd say I'm a...problem drinker. well, no, more like a social drinker. well if I'm alone...oh hell I dunno." my mom is so funny

 

May 13, 2010

ugh I want like a cool, functioning alcoholic boyfriend, or maybe a drug dealer

 

May 14, 2010

Dade: "I'm probably gonna jack off to this picture later." (pointing to a picture of Morgan Le Fey in a fantasy book)

 

May 15, 2010

Sherry Jean to the cake: "ima go home smoke a doob and get up on this!"

 

May 15, 2010

A Gay Beautiful Mind

 

May 15, 2010

Caught myself sayin "thanks" to an ATM. Ummm

 

May 16, 2010

Drag planet

 

May 16, 2010

the beautiful moth from my dreams every night this week is actually real and fluttering around my room! #idrinktoomuch

 

May 16, 2010

gotta go wash this cup out cuz MOTHRA just flapped around in it for a second. also she hit the wall behind me with a LOUD thump...love her

 

May 17, 2010

I'm naming my moth Mother.

 

May 17, 2010

how about a movie where a boy's beloved dog becomes sentient and they engage in a passionate affair, marry, and have children

 

May 17, 2010

any hollywood producers read this?

 

May 19, 2010

smoke alarm going off in my house...I think I'll just lay here

 

May 19, 2010

THIS RUINOUS SORE

 

May 20, 2010

"Do you want to sneak a bunch of McDonalds into the movie theater?" "Yes." "Ok, bye." I love the phone.

 

May 22, 2010

"You had the perfect diving board boner for doing lines off of last week!" OH so That's what happened. Thanks for filling in that blank.

 

May 22, 2010

I've made real friends with the hot punk pornstars. Everyone says b careful. All I know is: lotta meth, way early.

 

May 22, 2010

I don't know who I am or what I'm doing or why or how I'm still alive half the time! and this is normal.

 

May 23, 2010

This pregnant lady said to me that egg yolks taste like crushed moths. I'm like bitch you never ate no moth.

 

May 24, 2010

Another drunk yoga class. Oof. I made it tho

 

May 24, 2010

Wandering around downtown Berkeley looking a mess wondering what I'm doing wit my life. From the looks of it I'm not the only one

 

May 24, 2010

Its cool that even with all the binge drinking, drugs and sex, really living wild in my mind is eating a hamburger with the bun

 

May 24, 2010

Playing hella gay house music at a work bbq, stoned, wasted, full of food, hanging with these insane people. Srsly this is my family here

 

May 24, 2010

he slipped out of his AA meeting around the corner to come over here for a second hahaha what a day

 

May 24, 2010

someone wrote "Thurston Moore" in sharpie on our George Foreman grill. I like art.

 

May 25, 2010

life-long hang over still going strong

 

May 25, 2010

washing my sheets and febreezing the fuck out of my matress and pillows. no real reason other than the obvious.

 

May 25, 2010

"Take My Bras Away"

 

May 28, 2010

Ikea k hole. Had this irrational panic that all the plants here were captive child slaves waiting for me to rescue them. #becauseIaminsane

 

May 29, 2010

bleached all my denim dresses, lifted weights, popped a couple zits...now what?

 

May 30, 2010

oh PS some queen got on the bus and handed me a physical photograph of me and Vivyanne from forever ago?!

 

May 30, 2010

the bus was crowded and I had a good seat so I just kept reading my mag. but...I mean really. who was that? you been carrying it for awhile?

 

May 30, 2010

"Uh...somebody's passed out in the bathroom..."

 

May 31, 2010

that ecstasy that I took late in the night didn't really do much but I feel REALLy sensitive today. like this make-up wipe kind of hurt.

 

May 31, 2010

I wish I could remember last night better. I know there were people naked that I have wanted to see naked for a long time.

 

May 31, 2010

"The Lutzes' daughter, Missy, developed an imaginary friend named 'Jodie,' a demonic pig-like creature with glowing red eyes."

 

June 2, 2010

Also, do any other alcoholics out there have really shakey hands or is it just me?

 

June 2, 2010

My dad just sang "Pants on the Ground"

 

June 3, 2010

My mom and her best friend are getting drunk and watching "The Princess and the Frog" ...

 

June 3, 2010

"...my bible school drugs." Your bible school drugs? "Yes my bible school drugs! Uve seen those kids!" different drugs for bible school?

 

June 3, 2010

"No its the same drugs its just a different stash! Its darvoset u ass hole don't look at me like that!" Haha I love my mom

 

June 4, 2010

Woke up today to my mom sitting on the edge of the bed crying asking if this was a "cry for help" ... I am waaaay too hungover for this

 

June 6, 2010

My dad, "how was gay pride? Are you proud?"

 

June 6, 2010

"I DO NOT start drinking at 10 am but I want you to know that if I did it's because of the three people in my family!!!"

 

June 6, 2010

My mom is drunk and has been coldly, silently staring at me wirhout moving for like 20 minutes.

 

June 8, 2010

Gay retirees discussing the meaning of the lyrics to "Macarthur Park" it must be Tuesday... #highfantasyyall

 

June 9, 2010

texting with my friend's mom, she's trying to set me up with some dude...

 

June 10, 2010

Sometimes I feel like plants are talking to me

 

June 10, 2010

Was just staring at this skinhead lookin hottie and wishing he was my bf and he pumped his fist and said, "you look good man. Wow." !!!!!!!!

 

June 13, 2010

can someone stroke my hair and be nice to me?

 

June 13, 2010

married guy rubbed his boner on me at work while I was talking on the phone to my mom...

 

June 14, 2010

thinking about how actually rediculous downward facing dog is. like that I do that for an hour in a room with other people every week

 

June 14, 2010

My yoga teacher complimented me! Why am I so excited about that?

 

June 14, 2010

just asked relapse what he was doing, he said, "Oh, nothin, just corn holin' this AA meeting." just when I think I'm over him...

 

June 15, 2010

Hooked up wit a homeless by my bus stop. Then the bus had a sitch and dropped us downtown?! So I got a ride/hooked up wit some rich weirdo..

 

June 15, 2010

So I'm calling last night "olde style" and not thinking about/mentioning it again. K thanks. Two HUGE dicks btw. Ok that's it

 

June 15, 2010

And a 9 year old just called me a faggot. Sure am gonna miss this place! #oakland

 

June 16, 2010

"The androgynous portrayal of Madonna smoking in the last shot was appreciated critically for breaking gender barriers."

 

June 18, 2010

PISSING IN A RIVER

 

June 18, 2010

so last night recap: party at the White Horse, have no idea how I got home, wandered around Oakland, in bed drinking vodka out a bowl

 

June 19, 2010

Slutty is just another way of saying I see the good in everyone

 

June 19, 2010

"I've often thought about someone pouring warm hollandaise on my leg and licking it..." Thank you Sherry Jean...

 

June 25, 2010

KFC sold 10 million double downs in the first month. News you can use!

 

June 26, 2010

So yeah thank you Juanita More for incorporating multiple joints in her number, doing Erykah Badu and getting me REALLY high

 

June 26, 2010

hahaha just answered the door in a bra and full face. "Hey, we're here to play a show tonight?" guess there's a show here. cmon in boizzz!!!

 

June 27, 2010

Wearing last night's dress and a bunch of cracked body paint. Lookin goood

 

June 27, 2010

Sponsored content "Miley Cyrus' subtle race-baiting" um PROBABLY

 

June 27, 2010

Need. Drugs. Now.

 

June 27, 2010

Pride. Is amazing. Huge dance party right out the train station blasting the Nightcrawlers

 

June 27, 2010

The bar tender just poured me a glass of vodka and then splashed sprite and water into it? It works?!

 

June 27, 2010

Wow! Juanita's party! Huge gay disco party on the water!

 

June 28, 2010

Truck is loaded thanks to Tarythyas, Nicole and the amazing hot genius Gio who I barely know but who moved all my shit for me anyway

 

June 29, 2010

Bernadette my favorite bar tender from the Stud just facebooked me that Johnny Weir and I have the same eyes and mannerisms hahaha

 

June 29, 2010

broke in with a credit card, stealing internet from a neighbor. the glamorous life.

 

June 30, 2010

Goth girl told me she liked my shirt, which is actually a slip. Thank you

 

June 30, 2010

"I need to get fucked like immediately before I die!!!!" I'm so so glad someone just texted me this.

 

July 1, 2010

Splayed on a couch at @TOTAL_FREEDOM_ 's amazing party at some swanky lounge, just ate to-die-for pork sliders and did a hit of poppers

 

July 2, 2010

Girl at convenience sto just told me my hairs fierce and that her job makes her puke. So cool. I told her to quit!

 

July 3, 2010

Legend in my Bathroom

 

July 4, 2010

"If you're baby, what am I?" @OMGregory "petite."

 

July 4, 2010

Just heard a loud crash. Wasn't me.

 

July 5, 2010

Decorating my new apartment! I don't know if my "straight" roomie knew exactly what he was getting into when he said "do whatever you want"

 

July 5, 2010

"you were sleeping at the bar again last night." messages I like to get.

 

July 6, 2010

Kind of mad at ELLE today. Like, really? An article about Zooey Deschanel's bangs?

 

July 9, 2010

This queen here shipping a box labeled "nuance goblet"

 

July 9, 2010

What one wears to a 9/11 theme drag show...

 

July 10, 2010

Lol I texted Big Kitty Mendez what color I'm doing my wig and she texted back "Omg so mexican woman of a certain age!" Wurk

 

July 12, 2010

Also loving a free gram of coke and the ensuing 4-way jack-off contest! I got 2nd :/

 

July 13, 2010

At my best friend from high school's punk/industrial noise show on a bus under the highway

 

July 14, 2010

Gonna write a new resume. Now accepting fake references!

 

July 15, 2010

On the way to Lone Star, looking like a bizarre clown creep

 

July 16, 2010

Reading this genius article about what Mary J. Blige keeps in her purse. "Of course a pen - I just pack whatever pen I can find. I'm cool."

 

July 16, 2010

"...a softness because sometimes we feel soft, but also a fruitiness for when you're feeling edgy and want someone to, like, lick your arm."

 

July 16, 2010

found some guy I know from the club on a4a and his sn is "wiredoncoffee247" um ... wow

 

July 16, 2010

sunsets are, like, so pretty...oops.

 

July 17, 2010

I'm confused and disturbed by everything today

 

July 18, 2010

My burnt out psychic ex roommate thing from when I was a teen just showed up at my door. It never ends!

 

July 20, 2010

Married's wife in here. She knows what happened between us but we don't talk about it. She just said, "Live for the rest of us." Wow.

 

July 21, 2010

the highlight of my morning was the guy I fucked last night telling me I had "smokey eyes going on" when I asked if I was still in face...

 

July 21, 2010

Fwd: Sissy wont leave morries house.. Sitting in his room on the floor doing coke and watching streaming porn since 5am lololololololol

 

July 22, 2010

oh, queens. I somehow tricked a 21 year old into my bed last night, we're gonna start calling that "hazing"

 

July 22, 2010

there was like NO sexy stuff going on at all and then as he was leaving I flashed him the rock symbol LOL and said "rock on, dude"

 

July 22, 2010

and he goes, "ok, that's it you got me," and came back in the door and started taking off his clothes! um, hot?!

 

July 24, 2010

Once again, Jupiter naked

 

July 24, 2010

Taking it easy tonight aka only vodka and poppers

 

July 25, 2010

Hot otter contest is totally bizarre as usual

 

July 25, 2010

I'm looking at these pictures and it's just like I don't know when this was, I don't know where this was...I gotta stop blacking out so hard

 

July 25, 2010

last line in today's horoscope, "You seriously need to take care of yourself." Aw, good looking out, girl.

 

July 26, 2010

oatmeal and oolong tea

 

July 26, 2010

I think I should sit here nude and meditate on success. or maybe hang up my inspiration wall finally. or jack off on some money.

 

July 27, 2010

"When I look at you the song 'Lady In Red' plays over and over in my head. Do you own a red dress?" Me: "a few."

 

July 27, 2010

man in candy aisle: "this is way too much candy." uhhhh

 

July 28, 2010

so yea woke up next to Jorge and I'm covered in dried cum and black lipstick, there's a used condom on the floor and we're both lubey

 

July 28, 2010

my first night at home in forever, kind of love it. candles, Tarythyas wandering around the apartment, laying in bed on the laptop...

 

July 30, 2010

was checking out a well-dressed, white, young, Indie rock dude, totally cute, and realized he was lighting up a crack pipe

 

July 30, 2010

About to do a nude shoot, what's new...

 

July 31, 2010

My drunk mom is a total bitch half the time but she's still my mom

 

August 4, 2010

Dade, "Say one more word and I'm gonna fuckin' marry you."

 

August 4, 2010

I just now realized the irony of a John telling me his name is Johnny!!!!!! Never!

 

August 4, 2010

Why do I have poppers but no ipod, phone charger, dignity or respect?

 

August 4, 2010

Got high

 

August 5, 2010

I'm yea sitting on the sidewalk on Castro being a bitch

 

August 5, 2010

I'm kind of in a cured meat phase

 

August 8, 2010

Also Fred Schneider just called hahaha

 

August 8, 2010

Can't hate a queen with a bubble gun

 

August 8, 2010

Eating on E

 

August 10, 2010

Oh that and the bottomless well of inner strength that lies gurgling softly at the bottom of my soul

 

August 10, 2010

I love when I breath deeply and I hear my dress rip a little hahaha

 

August 11, 2010

So I'm not crazy there is a buzzing outside my window at first I thought I was electrosensitive but today it became very audible

 

August 11, 2010

I think all my doubts, fears and negative thoughts have manifested as an invisible vibrating metal ball hovering outside my room!

 

August 12, 2010

Oh and this gem, "I can't believe I just got fucked by the boy in the dress..." Uh you're welcome, and it was more of a kaftan.

 

August 12, 2010

Tan bottom sheet and pillows, a muted butgundy/blue tartan sheet, cream blanket, patchwork denim comforter and a purple sarape on top

 

August 12, 2010

I love my apartment! It's so pretty and nice. I'm so lucky.

 

August 14, 2010

Couldn't fall asleep so I stared at the sunset over the mountains thinking about humanity, loneliness, etc. Time for a drink!

 

August 15, 2010

Maybe my calling is actually professional organizer?!

 

August 16, 2010

Squirrel in a palm tree

 

August 16, 2010

Shitting and sweating at LAX

 

August 18, 2010

Some mornings I'm just hella proud of itself for brushing my teeth before it went to bed

 

August 18, 2010

Tarythyas stabbed himself in the leg with a katana and got institutionalized :( but he's out now

 

August 18, 2010

This might be one of the worst bags of coke I ever did

 

August 19, 2010

I'm in a k puddle

 

August 19, 2010

Wishing it were a k pit

 

August 19, 2010

K hole deep, mountain high

 

August 20, 2010

Where am I?

 

August 21, 2010

When Glamamore levitated last night under an umbrella spewing baby powder...fucking amazing. 

 

August 21, 2010

damn my horoscope is kiiind of a bitch today. "put yourself in the right place at the right time. it's probably not a bar." seriously?!

 

August 22, 2010

Had a nice morning near-cry walking by the house of my first friend in CA trying to remember what it smelled like.

 

August 22, 2010

Grace just told me an hour long story of this kid shitting in a bag when she was a camp counselor and they took all these 10 yolds on a hike

 

August 23, 2010

"ave maria mediafire"

 

August 24, 2010

I think for fall I'm gonna brush up on the languages I used to speak and put on a lot of fake tanner and try to let go of the past

 

August 24, 2010

My roommate was really rude to me last night so I texted him today that I was going to kill him and eat his dick

 

August 25, 2010

SUNDAY...fell down the stairs at the beginning of the day, walked like 2 miles in heels, and also burned myself on what I don't remember...

 

August 25, 2010

Still wishing I could remember where this mystery burn on my arm came from. It's like oozing and shit

 

August 25, 2010

"...perfect for the meditating raver."

 

August 28, 2010

I got second. Totes fine with it. First was Calisto. Um.mmm so basically I won

 

August 28, 2010

So embarrassing when your coworkers crowd around you opening a package to see what you got and it's a Lixa Minnelli poster off Ebay...

 

August 28, 2010

"...they're just drinking, eating beef jerky, making the rudest remarks and they're right in on life." - Bambi Lake on New York hairdressers

 

August 29, 2010

A heated Magic: The Gathering match in my bed with @deadadeptus and Eurythmics greatest video hits on the tv. "She's tripping me out."

 

August 29, 2010

@deadadeptus on Magic cards: "these pictures should be in the fuckin Moma."

 

August 30, 2010

Just saw two teenage girls beat the shit out of each other on my street. #lamision

 

August 31, 2010

This article about laughter yoga is making me scowl 

 

September 1, 2010

I get so many questions about my gender, I guess I should figure out a good answer. I'm whatever you want me to be! is pretty a gender?

 

September 3, 2010

"I play any card that moves!" Sherry Jean. Um cards don't move Sherry hahaha

 

September 3, 2010

Dude just pointed at me and said "great here. Whered you get it done? I'm transgendered, too." Into it, obviously.

 

September 3, 2010

Just got a text from a drug dealer I don't know. "Hey we back out here. - Life" hm Life is a good name haha

 

 

September 3, 2010

RT @TotalMarino: Tarythyas driving like a maniac at breakneck speeds, clove cigarette in hand. dodging cars by inches while classical blasts on AM radio

 

September 3, 2010

RT @TotalMarino: Weaving through traffic i glance the faces of other drivers, their terrified expression reminds me this is could be my last night on earth

 

September 4, 2010

Miss Shannon in a white PT Cruiser ....... !!!!!!!!

 

September 4, 2010

Time travelling waiting for this dude to get me a drunk

 

September 4, 2010

Tequila all night, pot, speed, whiskey, now scotch on the rocks. Fridays oh wow this weekend

 

September 4, 2010

I haven't been this hungover since yesterday

 

September 5, 2010

My mom called me drunk to tell me how proud she is of me and that she knows I work hard and thank you for not living in her basement

 

September 7, 2010

THE DARK SIDE OF DRUGS AND CUT FLOWERS

 

September 7, 2010

Tonight's Aunt Charlie's T: Don is going home to eat pork chops, Barry walked in on Hola pooping.

 

September 8, 2010

when your roommate knows you're sobering up because you start to beat him in Magic: The Gathering...

 

September 9, 2010

What if I tweeted, "so much beauty in my life" ...? Just testin it out

 

September 9, 2010

Really intense yoga practice. Really hot dudes. REALLY bad tattoos...

 

September 9, 2010

And I had this vision during corpse pose when I was trying to shed some bad vibes and reclaim some good ones of an inky blackness...

 

September 9, 2010

Like clearing from my vision and sucking away into the ground. Very vivid very literal and then for a second I was in a white room.

 

September 9, 2010

I think it was actually some emotional blockage clearing cuz I feel a little raw now but good. I need a nap before the goth show later.

 

September 11, 2010

RT @TaRYThYaSAt spot 002 right now n loving it. Just enjoying a stogie thinking about love ones. I love you all. Be happy. = ] Have Fun & Take Care.

 

September 12, 2010

Had a good long cry on the floor of my room in my underwear last night. Don't remember why. Don't really feel better today. Fine.

 

September 12, 2010

Nicole just texted me "pigfucker" wait what even train am I on? The wrong one that's for sure

 

September 12, 2010

"It looks like 8 old men crowded around your plate and pushed as hard as they could and that's what came out." Grace on my lunch

 

September 13, 2010

crusty train hopper who crashed my couch/my life for a little bit, I got him to get a job and start thinking about supporting his daughter

 

September 13, 2010

There's pigeons flying around in this taqueria...my kinda place

 

September 15, 2010

Just had a flashback of streaking across Valencia with Brontez when I first moved here

 

September 16, 2010

Not a joke!!! Attempted rape. Short fat and very strong, threw me up against a garage, kneed him in the groin and SPLIT.

 

September 20, 2010

"See giant mollusks. See them fight to the death."

 

September 21, 2010

I hate doctors but I love talking about myself.

 

September 23, 2010

Laundry mat day 2: there's a hypodermic needle on top of the machine. Oops!

 

September 24, 2010

Hottest guys at the home steamer kiosk

 

September 25, 2010

DJing the Lone Star. "I can count at least 12 people right now who want to hear Deadmaus." Hahaha best request ever um not ehh

 

September 27, 2010

At the Japanese Tea Garden sooo fucked up

 

September 27, 2010

Ketamine in the afternoon? What the hell hahaha. Feelin yeah gross right now

 

September 28, 2010

I really do love moths. So pretty and weird.

 

September 28, 2010

Omg me and my doorgirl @iamtheonlysteve r all "work!" to an old lady with a huge slice of cake in the TL and she's all "I don't like gays!"

 

September 29, 2010

Third glass of wine um are we eating dinner mom?

 

September 29, 2010

Omg Sue's first cry of the night

 

September 29, 2010

She's listening to Adam Lambert

 

September 30, 2010

My mom is lecturing me about how she hates anyone named Matt

 

October 1, 2010

@roydanielle "it takes her like two hours to get dressed like a toddler from 1994."

 

October 1, 2010

Watching a fucking hot drag king named River Rain. Speak up!!!

 

October 2, 2010

@roydanielle "I've got two words for you - fuck relaxing."

 

October 2, 2010

@roydanielle "Look at my dad's dildo. You just fucked my dad. Somewhere in Texas my dad just spontaneously orgasmed. I'm drunk."

 

October 2, 2010

@roydanielle "I do have a dimmer switch."

 

October 2, 2010

@roydanielle "Cool car. I like the dent. I love diversity."

 

October 2, 2010

Me: "He called me gorgeous." @roydanielle "Aw, so he's cute and a liar."

 

October 2, 2010

@roydanielle "Pock marks anyone? Plenty to go around. Need something to set your drink in?"

 

October 3, 2010

Horrendous, life ruining night.

 

October 3, 2010

I'm fucking wasted right now. Thank you alcohol for numbing me to all the mistakes I make because of you. Love and light!!!

 

October 3, 2010

I see hear feel taste smell know sooo much at every second, and I'm hyper-analytical of everything so it's kind of yeah crazy all the time.

 

October 3, 2010

Alcohol is one of the only things that quiets it all down, numbs me to reality, weird but true.

 

October 3, 2010

The endless cycle of drunk and hungover is such a double-edged sword for me.

 

October 3, 2010

I suffer from a chronic pain disorder as well, well I don't suffer, I handle it with yoga and booze.

 

October 3, 2010

So the booze mellows it all out but eventually harshes the buzz of life. Tricky to find that balance. I'm really working on it though.

 

October 3, 2010

Listening to a salsa remix of "Clocks" by Coldplay at the Jose Cuervo Tequilerita in the airport. It's cozy in here.

 

October 4, 2010

Walking to yoga with @deadadeptus and @TaRYThYaS who just lit up a pre-yoga cigarette. Sup sup yoga?

 

October 4, 2010

@deadadeptus tried to hold my hand during Corpse Pose. Then I hallucinated some really vivid shit. Love yoga!

 

October 5, 2010

Got kinda stoned.

 

October 5, 2010

Ew I swallowed my gum

 

October 6, 2010

Yoga was good today. Trying to put my life back together hahaha

 

October 7, 2010

I tried to take his dirty Kleenex to do a spell and he's "You're probably gonna stuff your bra with it, weirdo." Um. Yeah. So hot hahaha

 

October 7, 2010

I love when you're watching a techno video on youtube and its a slideshow of maps of Ibiza, happy faces and bags of pills hahaha

 

October 7, 2010

Laying in bed with @swiftumz listening to music and talking about life

 

October 7, 2010

Offer came over and said some weird stuff hahaha

 

October 8, 2010

Been learning a number for tonight that at one point this year I absolutely couldn't listen to because it destroyed me every time

 

October 9, 2010

This man is testing his tazer at the counter at Walgreens um ok taking a step back. He turns to me and says, "Don't worry."

 

October 10, 2010

We're gonna make it ya'll. Coming down, got a long ass day ahead of me, but I feel optimistic about the continued expansion of the universe

 

October 10, 2010

Was just commenting that when I was a teen waiting tables seemed very adult and glamorous but that all the glamour had faded...

 

October 10, 2010

Then Manuel dipped a strawberry in whipped cream and fed it to me by hand. The glamour's back bitch!

 

October 10, 2010

Stunned by a sunset and a good song and the people at the train station walking past me surreally. Can't tell if they going too fast or slow

 

October 11, 2010

I mean let's be honest, the last fucked up thing that happened to me, when dude at Hemlock called me a faggot and slammed my head in a wall

 

October 11, 2010

When I cried that night it was more because I was in an unhappy relationship and that dude was giving me more attention than my bf

 

October 12, 2010

It's so perfect today. Cozy and warm. Chill day. Open door. Dead leaves falling down. Pretty sun. Disco mix on the stereo. Loving it.

 

October 12, 2010

Shopping. Silk is weird right? Like it comes out of a worm's butt?

 

October 12, 2010

I've had the weirdest things in my nose for a few weeks, like...big scabs? Like deep inside. Oh I stopped doing coke btw...

 

October 13, 2010

Well...bad party but I did get a good half hour in sitting on Stanleys lap him doing Miss Piggy me doing Kermit

 

October 13, 2010

In junkie's room he keeps putting cigs out on my thigh sing along to "Five Years" yea I get it Darby Crash was a junkie too ugh

 

October 13, 2010

When me and Stanley were both crying from snorting the same shitty thing...fuck. So romantic. 

 

October 13, 2010

Got Roots?

 

October 13, 2010

I could go for an iced tea and a heartfelt compliment right now

 

October 13, 2010

I want to seduce the world

 

October 14, 2010

@deadadeptus "Don't wait for him to get hot. You can make him hot."

 

October 14, 2010

Yoga teacher was like "you can take whatever you want from this." And @deadadeptus whispers "McFlurry..." Hahaha

 

October 15, 2010

"Why are you holding Muhammad Ali's hand?!" @MylesUSA "Wouldn't you?!"

 

October 15, 2010

@MylesUSA "we should do shots. Want to? I'll do a shot." We're actually doing shots.

 

October 15, 2010

Literally doing shots. In my bedroom. Watching Elaine Stritch. We scared @deadadeptus out

 

October 15, 2010

Hahaha I forgot that we were freezing action figures in jars last night.

 

October 15, 2010

Basically adulthood is childhood with no parents + drugs + alcohol + money

 

October 16, 2010

"I'm photosensitive and I'm allergic to oranges so I'm really glad I left Florida." Haha I like this girl

 

October 18, 2010

I really want to repair my relationship with my mom and I don't know how. Nearly every time we talk she like rips my soul out.

 

October 18, 2010

Sitting in the kitchen with @MylesUSA on our laptops listening to opera

 

October 19, 2010

If you're open to it, the universe tells you exactly what's going on

 

October 19, 2010

Don, one of the retiree early eve regulars at Charlie's, just stumbled over and handed me a dish of trail mix, smiling, silently...

 

October 20, 2010

Artist just walked in and started screaming about my look, "Omg is she going to the farmer's market?!" Hahahaha truer words ...!!!

 

October 22, 2010

Sherry Jean: "I had a wet dream last night!" What was it about, dare I ask? "A bloke lickin my legs and I liked it! I was so worked up!"

 

October 22, 2010

My boss yeah just poured me a glass of soju? And asked me if I wanted to buy the restaurant. Um, yes and no

 

October 24, 2010

You know what I always love about wearing a dress? Airin shit out

 

October 24, 2010

When homeless people laugh at me...

 

October 24, 2010

I think the biggest problem facing America right now is widespread over-accessorization and I for one won't be an accessory to it

 

October 26, 2010

Flashback: 16, working graveyard in Olathe in the summer with the hottest junkie raver dude who had a huge festering needle wound...mmm

 

October 27, 2010

@deadadeptus "You are a girl and you are a whore." Thanks baby.

 

October 27, 2010

RT @MylesUSA: Rembering the last dance at High Fantasy. House lights on and @ALEXISPENNEY spontaneously crowd surfing to Its Raining Men

 

October 28, 2010

Watching my plants' cells divide

 

October 28, 2010

Btw did I mention I saw a RACCOON trotting down Market street last night?

 

October 28, 2010

Drugs, yoga, drugs. Gay California Speedball.

 

October 30, 2010

I think that like a LOT of people do speed. That is the only logical conclusion I can come to regarding the way people act.

 

November 1, 2010

For real though I have no idea where I am and I'm paralyzed on this wet couch

 

November 1, 2010

There's something on fire down the block

 

November 2, 2010

@LarryLivermore I may be drug-addled but I am definitely not a ditz. I'm a big thinking aesthete with no time for the foolish games of men.

 

November 3, 2010

I want my apartment to read "gay sea-hag hoarder"

 

November 4, 2010

man so many creepy guys have my number

 

November 4, 2010

Sexting with a cop?!

 

November 5, 2010

I do love riding the train. So relaxing and somehow validating, like, yes, you are a person.

 

November 5, 2010

Last minute invite to a free five course meal and circus? Um what would YOU do?!

 

November 5, 2010

I like any phone call that starts with "How fast can you get ready?"

 

November 6, 2010

I told him "Don't steal from me" and left him in my bed, uh...yeah

 

November 6, 2010

RT @biblesummary: Lev1: Whoever brings a burnt offering should slaughter a bull, a sheep, a goat or a bird.

 

November 6, 2010

No I don't know where you can try out for Rocky Horror and why are you asking me that!

 

November 6, 2010

Also, if you're a hot boring dude, just let that work for you, don't try to force a Family Guy aside or wacky accent! Its not working!

 

November 6, 2010

Or an Adam Sandler quote!

 

November 6, 2010

Or a weird noise!

 

November 6, 2010

Someone is screaming my name but I'm too lazy to figure out who

 

November 6, 2010

Whistler's Drag Mother

 

November 7, 2010

Just got an email from Childhood Wig Solutions...

 

November 7, 2010

Tweaker giving me a massage last night telling me to breathe like my yoga teacher.

 

November 7, 2010

If the universe is telling me to breathe from every possible angle it must be pretty important

 

November 7, 2010

Did you know I served him tomato soup in bed at 4 this morning? He really inspired me to take life by the balls today

 

November 7, 2010

just lit a candle called Vanilla Celebration. it's working.

 

November 7, 2010

Weird ass dude texting me.

 

November 7, 2010

Craving chips and a warm bed and a sober night at home, my first in a long time, not counting the night of the riots

 

November 8, 2010

Well I answered a call from my mom. It's like a vaguely more lucid Miss Shannon. So depressing.

 

November 8, 2010

"Of course he has a knife! I have a knife! We all have knives! It's 1183! We're all barbarians!" - Katharine Hepburn in "The Lion In Winter"

 

November 9, 2010

@MylesUSA just pointed to a box of Rice-A-Roni and slurred, "I love you San Francisco........" So lucky I saw that

 

November 9, 2010

There'd be a white baby grand piano and a slide guitarist, a ukelele, a flute and bongos, two Greek columns and one potted palm

 

November 9, 2010

"Do you live a double life?" My boss re: my giant facebook photo update. Obviously not because I let you see that shit!

 

November 9, 2010

I live one giant fucked up prismatic diamond of a life, a million facets reflecting different colors but it's still the same rock

 

November 10, 2010

A "straight" guy I had a threesome with once told me I was cold and magnetic but I feel the opposite

 

November 10, 2010

I have a white hole for a brain

 

November 11, 2010

RT @spyrosrennt: Me: I'm having a weird night @ALEXISPENNEY: Well come home with me and you'll have the weirdest fucking night of your life

 

November 11, 2010

Speaking of identity politics, I identify as a heterosexual woman with a dick. A beautiful one.

 

November 12, 2010

@DeadAdeptus "Ima go drop the supsup on those ass holes."

 

November 12, 2010

Was just being a huge bitch to married as usual and then he shoved a piece of bacon in my mouth. I melted, ate it, got all flustered...

 

November 13, 2010

I forgot how manageable my job is when I'm not fucking wasted

 

November 13, 2010

"Tequila makes me happy" - legitimately fucked up thoughts that cross my mind

 

November 13, 2010

Jewel in the cab with @faggutz starting to roll

 

November 14, 2010

What a beautiful day to go get dressed up and get wasted!

 

November 15, 2010

I need an Antony to my Cleopatra! An Osiris to my Isis! Not a little boy

 

November 15, 2010

Ugh what do I do about my mom. I know our furthered noncommunication bums her out but I just can't talk to her

 

November 16, 2010

Aw these kids are cute. But seriously give it a rest with the socket multitool over there I'm tryna read a book about cat wizards

 

November 16, 2010

Trying to be nicer in general. She was on kind of a bitch note last week.

 

November 17, 2010

The club was so fun last night! So many new and old faces, hot weirdos, good music. Loved it

 

November 17, 2010

I can't remember his name though and that was yeah 3 phones ago. I just called him Big Dick to my friends...

 

November 17, 2010

"I swallowed my disillusionment in the form of cream sauces, pina coladas and pastries served up to me by the private chef I'd hired..."

 

November 17, 2010

"My discman played the soundtrack for my inner dialogue - rare recordings of Nirvana."

 

November 17, 2010

"After my seventh Baileys, I threw up."

 

November 17, 2010

Ok final count, 32 bras and 15 corsets/boustiers. I guess that's really not that crazy

 

November 17, 2010

Tank top drawer or slip cubby? This question comes up a lot

 

November 18, 2010

Remind me to take this banana peel out of my bed later.

 

November 18, 2010

Watching Elisabeth: The Golden Era aka Drag Queen Looking Good: What the Hell Is Going On?

 

November 19, 2010

Is a Beatles pin really necessary? Like yeah I figured you'd heard of oh the most popular band in history. You and my mom and her mom too...

 

November 20, 2010

Just asked a dude for his number, dialed it, and it was saved in my phone as Patrick Hairyfaggot

 

November 20, 2010

Miss Shannon spoke to me for the first time in months. She asked me to throw Errol in a woodchipper for her hahahahhaa

 

November 20, 2010

2011 goals: better posture, start wearing lashes, bigger pecs/tits, have a dramatic love affair that ends in a dramatic break-up

 

November 20, 2010

I like thunder it reminds me of something

 

November 21, 2010

Ugh so bummed thunking about all the shitty shit I've done in my life. Love ya'll.

 

November 21, 2010

So om hungover shanti

 

November 21, 2010

The sky looks so pretty. Clouds are so crazy.

 

November 22, 2010

Emotional music

 

November 23, 2010

he basically just popped in to wash his dick off in my mouth real quick

 

November 24, 2010

Cooking for @Adeptus_ I just remarked "this cut of chicken is really pretty" umm still rolling kinda

 

November 25, 2010

I'm thankful for playing xbox all day with @TaRYThYaS and @Adeptus_ and passing out in front of Interview with a Vampire with tons of snacks

 

November 25, 2010

And I'm thankful for dinner coming up at @brandebtw 's and I'm thankful for the John coming over to pay to watch me take a shit. Festive!

 

November 25, 2010

Well my John cancelled, thankful for that too, gonna read some mags and start on my dishes

 

November 25, 2010

@iamtheonlysteve "I saw the girl throwing it out said I'll take that off ur hands do you have scabies?" Gestures to the rug, "she said no!"

 

November 25, 2010

Wastedddd and so bloated

 

November 25, 2010

Zari describing Prince "little tiny faggot"

 

November 26, 2010

RT @GODDOLLARS: Me and @ALEXISPENNEY send eachother drunk sweet nothings via text #thanksgiving

 

November 27, 2010

Just ate some mushrooms off to DJ @monistat 's drag queen jello wrestling night! Feelin kinda crazy

 

November 28, 2010

Did NOT think I would be djing for this huge of a crowd when I took those mushrooms

 

November 29, 2010

RT @biblesummary: Lev24: An Israelite blasphemed so they took him outside and stoned him.

 

November 29, 2010

My boss sleeping in a chair in the office with me while I work today?! Um...you're sick, go home?! So crazy. And kind of hot. Whatever.

 

November 29, 2010

Ha Molly today, "yeah, I was precocious. 6 years later now I'm just a bitch."

 

November 29, 2010

gonna console myself with some Jetsons yaoi

 

November 29, 2010

@MylesUSA on cavity checks, "I know they do it so fast though. I'd want them to do it more. Slow down."

 

November 29, 2010

RT @roydanielle: @ALEXISPENNEY you're pretty much a shift dress in human form

 

November 30, 2010

Whatever to rock n roll but it's funny that they're using my pic as the logo for a documentary featuring Dead Moon! Hahaha

 

December 1, 2010

ALl wrapped around a 21 y old. he's got me. Shit.

 

December 1, 2010

God I did all the right daddy moves, except I was in drag. Flashed all my money and power for him

 

December 1, 2010

I'm on the damn corner have no idea where I am I hail a cab he drives me 4 BLOCKS boom I'm home what the fuck!

 

December 1, 2010

It's weird when someone dies :(

 

December 1, 2010

God two nights off drinking and I got WILD last night. Came home cryin and shit looking at pics of my RIP friend's headstone damn

 

December 1, 2010

remember that ONE summer when I put my ENTIRE itunes into all caps? now 1/4 of it is caps and the rest isn't, god I need an intern

 

December 1, 2010

Need yoga bad. So much nervous energy I could explode! I should go do drag on a street corner somewhere I bet I could make some money!

 

December 1, 2010

I see everyone from my window. Hey world

 

December 1, 2010

I got weird standards

 

December 1, 2010

was telling J how I have no rudder I'm just drifting and he said let's go out later, I'm like "you're my rudder" he goes, "get in the boat!"

 

December 1, 2010

computers inevitably reduce me to a funny anecdote on a coffee mug

 

December 1, 2010

Gonna listen to "Little Earthquakes" in it entirity and then see where I am

 

December 2, 2010

Princess Fatina Touzu just emailed me about moving her fathers millions into my bank account so that we can invest it together wisely

 

December 2, 2010

Warm, wet, smells like smoke?

 

December 2, 2010

"Is it ever weird having such a long neck?" Simon Doonan to Iman. God I love gay guys. Always asking the real questions.

 

December 2, 2010

I was bitching abt Harper's Bazaar but it's really changing my life right now. Barbara Streisand installed a shopping mall in her basement.

 

December 2, 2010

"Instead of just storing my things in the basement, I can make a street of shops and display them."

 

December 2, 2010

"I like simple things. Elastic waists. So I can eat." love Barbra

 

December 3, 2010

A lotta people T @faggutz: @ALEXISPENNEY has anyone ever told you you're beautiful

 

December 3, 2010

I had the Cult on really loud in my headphones thinking how nobody in this croud could possibly understand me...

 

December 3, 2010

Then this cute hot dog stand guy smiled all big and said "good morning" to me. Damn. He gets me. Like I'm THAT different shit, girl, chill

 

December 3, 2010

She

 

December 3, 2010

Just for the record I don't care about fashion

 

December 3, 2010

"If you see a wench with a wig, it's my Avon lady." Sherry Jean hahhaha

 

December 3, 2010

"Dj Manhate doesn't tolerate!" Love you Zari

 

December 3, 2010

Yeah um what...I dunno, so tired and hungover! Cute. U guys sicka hearing that?

 

December 3, 2010

Hi, you look creepy, want to pay me for sex?

 

December 3, 2010

RT @Lauren_Devine_: @ALEXISPENNEY let's blast static at each other and go shoplifting.

 

December 3, 2010

I really derive so much pleasure out of just sitting at my kitchen table with a good meal and something good to read.

 

December 3, 2010

Damn I almost bought this huge copy of Mists of Avalon for the sole reason that my mom had it on her bookshelf growing up

 

December 4, 2010

Just gonna squat on this davan and fan myself and drink for a bit and see where I'm at!

 

December 5, 2010

Diane Duane. Visionary author

 

December 5, 2010

I seriously have no idea how this lemon got in my purse...

 

December 5, 2010

@MylesUSA "As long as it's through a little straw, I can drink anything. Same goes for life."

 

December 5, 2010

Yeah I would RT @shrineshrine: fucking a statue

 

December 6, 2010

@monistat 's jewelry, lashes and tits on the kitchen table, uh, mom, you're shedding hahaha

 

December 6, 2010

On the bus with @monistat standing next to the hottest guy!!! Hahaha she's sneaking pics on her iphone

 

December 6, 2010

I want a scale so I can weigh each individual item in my purse to see what's making it the heaviest

 

December 6, 2010

I think 2011 I'm going to take my gay OCD to the next level

 

December 7, 2010

Think I might do drag to the Cult tonight. One of thooose days.

 

December 7, 2010

Setting up at Aunt Charlie's for #highfantasyyall and I think I hear someone puking in the bathroom really loud?! Haha

 

December 8, 2010

@monistat and I are literally laying down in the back of a pickup truck that's driving us home! Hahahaha so crazy. Open air ya'll

 

December 8, 2010

Wait did Callisto perfume her cd?!

 

December 8, 2010

I love the haze above LA it's like permanent sunset, so gorgeous.

 

December 8, 2010

Staring into @OMGregory 's eyes for 5 days straight starts now! It's about to get real.

 

December 9, 2010

I look so good in @OMGregory 's new house. My pants and hair complement the walls so perfectly right now.

 

December 9, 2010

@Stephen_Woody on me watching Eat, Pray, Love, "you're like a nurse watching a doctor show." hahaha SO TRUE.

 

December 10, 2010

You know when you've had an mp3 for a really long time and it starts to warp? Like since Napster?

 

December 10, 2010

Touched By An Alien

 

December 10, 2010

Do you ever look at yourself and say, "I'm doing something very weird right now..." ???

 

December 10, 2010

I just made the connection of Miss Shannon's theory on crystals and faerie fossils and actual crystal meth! Wow

 

December 10, 2010

Hi, Landra

 

December 10, 2010

Two queens laying down staring up at the sky...!!!

 

December 10, 2010

My body is awfully blemishy for a weekend that I'm bout to spend exclusively in lingerie!

 

December 11, 2010

I'm driving a Porsche btw

 

December 11, 2010

Sin licensio!

 

December 11, 2010

Laying on the daybed in @OMGregory 's boudoir, the neighbor is playing "moonage daydream" the lighting is perfect hiiii

 

December 11, 2010

Eating take out and listening to Kate Bush in my glamorous LA vacation home reflecting on my life! Love it

 

December 11, 2010

In the car with @seandTV on our way to a little show!

 

December 12, 2010

Under the gender radar

 

December 12, 2010

@JeppeMusic "The night really kicked in when you sucked that dick."

 

December 12, 2010

Just got prophecised to by an incredible gospel singer from Memphis. Psychics, they're everywhere!

 

December 12, 2010

Omg um Jackee Harry was at the party we were at!!! Seriously

 

December 13, 2010

I got a lot of boyfriends. My fur is shedding on me. Looking like a freak today!

 

December 13, 2010

Ok they're playing Jars of Clay at the airport I love it obv but is that like aloud? So weird...

 

December 13, 2010

I could ruin this dude.

 

December 13, 2010

your kids are insane

 

December 13, 2010

Hint of a heel

 

December 13, 2010

Whisper of a heel

 

December 13, 2010

A heel's echo

 

December 13, 2010

Came home to find out that my house guest presided over a fire in my closet?! My roommate put it out and she split! Like, really?!

 

December 13, 2010

I lost one crappy pair of jeans that I don't care about but everything was covered with fire extinguisher residue

 

December 14, 2010

kind of want to black out less. I love drinking and I won't moralize it, I can maintain a high level of alcoholism really well, BUT,..

 

December 14, 2010

Fire makin me wanna get rid of everything I own. Less to deal with you know? Gotta work on it

 

December 14, 2010

Big thanks to @Adeptus_ for putting out the fire in my closet...take from that what you will...

 

December 15, 2010

Room still smells like scorched denim

 

December 15, 2010

The vampire left his vaseline

 

December 18, 2010

Sobriety. I feel like shit! It's like when Wolverine loses his healing factor and every wound he ever got manifests. Gross.

 

December 18, 2010

Bless the beasts and the children

 

December 19, 2010

Quote of the night from the video bar was Mary the crazy coke head dyke saying, "Maybe go harder and less smarter!"

 

December 19, 2010

Karl kept callin me a gentleman and a scholar today I'm finally like bitch I'm a lady and a college drop-out

 

December 20, 2010

WELL I'm at a hotel party grinding the freak outa my leash I mean teeth.

 

December 20, 2010

The pyramids used to seem like way more of a mystery

 

December 20, 2010

I would be in full drag if I was about to walk through the stargate

 

December 21, 2010

Oh man I just ate something weird

 

December 21, 2010

Don, one of the wasted regulars at Aunt Charlie's, has rechristened me Leslie. #highfantasyyall

 

December 22, 2010

Tilda Do Us Part

 

December 24, 2010

@MylesUSA our son just came home drunk mumbling about reggaeton he's leaving for Mexico now

 

December 24, 2010

My parents sent me a package it was a shirt from Banana Republic and a box of Nilla wafers? Gluten allergy hello?

 

December 24, 2010

@Adeptus_ signing into his gmail, "...why I got this last name?"

 

December 24, 2010

RT @KENBALDWIN: best performance in black swan was when @ALEXISPENNEY whipped out a giant black fan upon exiting the theater to cool down after the movie

 

December 25, 2010

HARD IN A HALLUC,,,,,,,,, shIt a beautiful one

 

December 25, 2010

Every song is a new existemce

 

December 25, 2010

WOW

 

December 25, 2010

Drugs have never done this for me before and this never will again

 

December 25, 2010

Totally dosed myself

 

December 25, 2010

Um the sweetest guy just jacked off on me and gave me a massage and told me to be good. Thanks dad.

 

December 25, 2010

Damn I was on some Dracula tip for awhile. So weird and fun. Standing in my window surveying Mission like "this is ALL mine!" Is it?!

 

December 25, 2010

Up all night trippin out, two palm trees outside my window representing morality screamin along with every song...

 

December 25, 2010

The Lone One was crouching in the form of that grease trap all night. The palm trees were lions. So nuts.

 

December 25, 2010

I love when an mp3 like skips and hiccups. Like what are you drunk?

 

December 25, 2010

Took something very dirty out of the bottom of my hamper to wear out

 

December 26, 2010

I really put myself up on yesterday's altar

 

December 26, 2010

6 year bender and no signs of stopping...

 

December 27, 2010

the city looks so gorgeous out my window right now

 

December 27, 2010

"Man-Thing is a large, slow-moving, empathic, vaguely humanoid creature living in the Florida Everglades near the Seminole reservation."

 

December 27, 2010

RT @JoseCanseco: I want to get an outside perspective on the movie of my life

 

December 28, 2010

My weirdest fetish is other people's photos of sunsets

 

December 28, 2010

Sick of talking about New Years eve! News flash, I experience a life-altering rebirth like twice a week, what's the big whoop?

 

December 28, 2010

Married called me Elixer today. Kiiiind of feeling that!

 

December 28, 2010

Elixer Blair Penney...

 

December 28, 2010

About to forward some texts from Miss Shannon

 

December 28, 2010

HI BABY ITS SHANNON.IM JUST WARMING UP TO HAVE A JAVIE SISH KA BOB SO DONT JUMP THE GUN.I GOT THE PEOPLE TN SINK JAVIES SHIP.ILL B AT AU ...

 

December 28, 2010

SHANNON SAYS..THE ENEMY OF ENEMY IS MY FRIEND. C U IN A HOUR OR 2.LUV

 

December 28, 2010

SHANNON SAYS..THOSE WHO PRETEND 2 B YOUR FRIEND R NOT A FRIEND AT ALL.THEY R LIARS. C U SOON

 

December 28, 2010

SHANNON SAYS..THOSE WHO LIE TO OTHERS LIE TO EVERYBODY EVEN THEIR BEST FRIENDS.WHO THEY R STEALING FROM.. IM ON A ROLL

 

December 29, 2010

I'm in paradise smelling @ShutupSina 's armpit while Emilio rubs my feet unnnnh

 

December 29, 2010

Damn I've been like REALLY out of it this month. I feel like I just snapped out of a 30 day blackout.

 

December 29, 2010

Goal: don't puke during this yoga class.

 

December 29, 2010

"Wolverine's soul has been sent to hell and his body has been possessed by a bloodthirsty demon bent on killing his loved ones."

 

December 30, 2010

I'm at rich funky dumby party

 

December 30, 2010

@ShutupSina "we have phones, why do we need watches?"

 

December 30, 2010

I live in one RT @shrineshrine: Sacred trashpile

 

December 30, 2010

How many tricks at 200/hr would I have to turn to get a modest diamond? Hahaha

 

December 30, 2010

"Her face, a mask with severely etched dark eyebrows and a mouth turning down at the corners, mesmerized..."

 

December 30, 2010

Cop texting me again.

 

December 31, 2010

Sober for one night and I'm on the train grappling internally with the moral issues of class and homelessness. This is why I drink.

 

December 31, 2010

2011: more yoga, longer (faker) lashes, more music, more food, remember more names, remember more anything...

 

December 31, 2010

My 2011 buzzwords, poise, presence, perspective, attraction, balance, music, connection, sex, love, intention, and above all, humility

 

December 31, 2010

Why does the schizophrenic on the train laughing, talking, screaming at himself make us so uncomfortable?

 

December 31, 2010

Ya'll can kiss my ass at midnight

 

December 31, 2010

For 2011 I'm encouraging all my friends to lie about me a lot more.