A Room Of One's Own I - Separation: Selected Personal Social Media (text, Twitter, 2009)
FINGERING FLORALS AND FELTS AFTER MARATHON SHOPPING DAY
I ASKED HIM DID HE GIVE ME HIV HAHA I NEED TO QUIT DRINKING
THESE CAPRIS ARE GIVIN ME A BELLY ACHE
MARY MARTIN AS PETER PAN...LIKE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR ON MY SOUL
''...when the first baby laughed for the first time the laugh broke into a 1000 pieces and they all went skipping about and that was the ...
THE UNDERLYING VIOLENCE IN 'NO AIR' GIVES ME CHILLS NOW!
Oops I fell and I wasn't even moving.
DRUNK FROM LAST NITE HORNY NASEOUS AND TRYING TO PARRALELL PARK
Starting to sober up waaa...
FOUND A DOLLAR IN MY UNDERWEAR
WORKED ALL DAY W A AMERICAN FLAG STAMP ON MY FACE AND NOBODY SAID NOTHING!
Ew mouth hurts
Poppers in the rain
Poppers at 3 pm were a bad/good idea
Omg the bartender just had to put up the lites so this old gay could sign his credit card receipt!
Hottest security guard at Dress Barn
I have the worst gas lately
LAVENDAR HEIGHTS SACRAMENTO
start your engines
Short bloated and gay
HUNGOVER I DUMPD 2 HIGHBALL GLASSES OF MY PEE ON A DUDE LAST NITE HE WAS SO HOT
Im crying in public from reading a bea arthur retrospective. Ive really made it.
Picked my nose w tabasco on my fingers...
Pumped gas then licked my finger oops
I hate having to do stuff
leaving the house in nothing but Liza's D and G bra
Now my teeth are chalky
Ross the Intern I love u
Just remembered doing SO MUCH POPPERS last nite maybe thats y I feel like a dead body
Brokeback mountain is a true story
Pinks new single is totally my life rite now
I like arms
I like to show my body
A man just unicycled past me on his cell phone Im in the god damn twilight zone
yr my only friend
Homeless lady just called me sexy. thanks grrl
I just cried at Daisy of Love
'love and money' the bronski beat
Did I just spend 25 bux on lube?
My cab driver just gave me half a banana!!! Im LIVING
U GOTTA BE
Got a love 4 ya...cuz yr special
Mouth tastes like popperz nose smells like popperz
Ow every part of my body hurts to the touch
Mushroom cloud weekend
Everytime I c a pic of Charles Manson hes looking right at me and he probably knows I'm typing this
Ah the longest walk is when u gotta shit
Haha the cop who wrote me a ticket in may copied my middle name down as 'Blaze' and I'll take it. not a problem.
Cops are so god damn rude
Ma ma ma ma
None of this is real.
GOING HARD ALL DAY EVERY DAY
Having sons would be hot
Tank top dress to the movies
BLQRUBI ... best license plate I've ever seen
WoW withdrawel day one
Ok u know Im not mucha one for hygeine but Im literally sitting on the sickest toilet seat.
In the words of my mother 'I enjoy being a girl!'
Doing poppers watching str8y that just suckd me off blow dad! woo hoo So Cal
a lonely drag queen walking the boardwalk
this is not reality. I'm like in pretty woman or something
Poppers and champagne in north Hollywood! gay pride ya'll
U know when u do a ton of poppers and u start to question letters and symbols and recognition and trees and how weird everything is
Me and middle age lady reaching for the same bra oops
Sean Young in Ace Ventura... Lt. Einhorn. she dictates my look AND behavior
I'm confused now!
Brand Bytheway 'I love flipping kids off'
Horny tired feels good wheres Tony?
scabs secret bits of dry cum buncha glitter I feel rough today but I guess I look good
Aerobics makes me feel so weird and jittery...or maybe thats just having normal energy and Im not used to it
Is the posture demanded by this corsett correct?
Bare ass on cold concrete in last nights drag at the train station! woo
Everyone in the bay area is in transition
Erotica...Madonna's 2nd best album
my roommate just acted embarrassd when I caught him listening to Pearl Jam. like he doesn't know I'm into it
but then i realize that he DOESN'T know...NOBODY KNOWS ME
I love hemming a mini dress so it looks like the hulk ripped out of it
I guess that would be she-hulk actually
What if they were the same and no one knew...
I hate when I'm out but it feels like I'm in!
I think Tiva Sandal would be a really good drag name
Whatever I saw I worshipped
If I get a boner in these shorts it will hang out the leg it keeps almost happening all day today
ok I like twitter now ya'll gay pride
HOT thug with gold fronts asking if I remember when he picked me up in his rental and sucked my dick. unfortunately that never happened!
Massage from a married man
This chick on the street just asked me how to spell coffin ? I wonder if she was putting a curse on me?
Listening to rain by madonna getting off the train its like some crappy movie about my life
Jacking off in traffic on the freeway. gay pride ya'll!
Girl in tiara on the train 'he cheated on me with his ex bf and right after that gave me herpes' her friend chimes in 'on her BIRTHDAY' ok?!
MISS VICKI MARLENE...A VISION AN INSPIRATION A GODDESS AMONG INSECTS! aunt charlise drag show ya'll gay pride.
Snubbed by fellow queens
Reviled by all
Alexis walks through dank dark life head held high
I would say 'retaining her composure' but we all know thats not true
'gender queer switch'
My look 2night is batman's dad if he was wearing batman's mom's pumps. does that make sense? yea.
I'm going to c sum1 I have conflict with. if I repeat 'no drama in my life' like a mantra will it become reality? I dont have time for it
Chattin with the 65 yr old lady I lived with 4 a sec LOVE her now that were not cohabitating
lol somebody posing as charles manson commenting on courtney love's twit pics life is cool well maybe it's actually him
Oh hai. hm who did I save in my phone as 'ur boy'?
Thinking abt working at candy store in high school and eating myself sick on gummy sharks every shift
I hate men
jerking off for some stalker on yahoo messenger - I'm a teenager again. "I have turned back the hands of time" to quote blanch devereux
Getting into face on the train so funny
went to burger king in the mission it was very weird and sobering in a different way than when I went to mcdonalds in santa monica last wk
san francisco is so real
Why am I at a BAR when all I wanna do is EAT?!
This insane old goth lady serving a Merris from Frasier in all black dancing like a maniac with 'COOKIE WOLF' in rhinestones on her top...
5209754832 curtis from harlem SEXT HIM
Wow I'm living the movie 'groove' right now in a car going to a chicago house night in sf and the boiz are arguing about growing weed
Walking the streets of downtown sf alone serving up some fucked up kind of rave vampire on heels effect glad I dyed my hair magenta today ha
Im basically naked yet my look is somehow business? or maybe its just all these fancy buildings enhancing my self image
Note 2self: the life I once called crazy was actually fun. THIS is crazy. fun? I dunno. funNY yea.
Drove by set of golf clubs in trash then a pack of tween girls all carrying golf clubs. so cute!
I love Barbra Streissands voice it makes me feel I'm in the womb
Thinking abt the dude in the hot tub sunday night...did I cum or pee on u? can't remember. either way I BOUNCED right after haha
but seriously...what am I doing with my life?
Something in between my toes smells sweet?
did you ever look at so much porn at once that everyone starts to look like an alien and not a person at all? hm weird me neither
and what's with these fags on xtube who think they can like call out requests to me No I'm not cumming 3 times in a row what am I
Ant invasion, Manson creepy crawl, terror cat, polturgeist clock...etc...reasons I haven't slept!!!
Sherry Jean just gave me a white fur Jordache coat! so major
remembering when I rubbed my lip stick off on my cum rag...wow I am a genius
ugh so stupid stupid night
ecstasy in my wallet I didn't take
does anybody else read handjobs? I'm SO obsessed with two issues ago comic strip about the dad & son getting abducted/seduced by aliens
I wonder who invented card board. my stomach hurts
@HunxandhisPunx TWO...LONG...MAGNIFICANT YEARS...love u!
At gay circus club. girl my slip skirt is ALL DICK
Oh. cute. walking by the same huge piss soaked jeans on the street that made me sneeze yesterday. and sneezing again. sexy!
its noon and my whole nose is numb I love when rich people share their fancy drugs!
staying in bed all day don't care
I really did stay in bed all day but I feel accomplished
Thanks for the hang over KC! miss ya bitches
Dancing in a disco - I literally just sucked the BIGGEST dick I ever sucked it was insane?!
IT'S ALL FUN & GAMES TIL SOME ANNOYING LESBIAN GETS KICKED IN THE FACE BY A FAT IRISH GUY TRYING TO DO A BACK FLIP
Soul Coughing at freakin 6 am give. me. a. break.
TESTOSTERONE ZONE. heres what I think about men ... inane ineffectual impotent ...
Married man is trying to carry on an affair w me! 'I'll shower and shave so we can leave 2gethr 2mrow' Im like how bout dont do either...
bye energy 92.7 :-(
Theres a place 4 us...a time and place 4 us...
I gotta poop...might as well just do it in bed...the mice do
IS IT HEART BURN OR IS THIS STRAPLESS BRA TOO TIGHT?
Sherry Jean 'Trouble' O'Mally Cooper showing me her bare ass first thing this morning. luv u bitch!
Just ate a spoonfull of strawberry jam. .. stupid but really good
So many numbers in my phone I dont know who they are...
Buy one, get one panty hose at Walgreens ya'll!
What is goddess trying to teach me when nothing I count on pans out? gotta be a lesson in here somewhere...
I think I almost got down-low...I asked him if he wanted to come over tonight and he shouted 'STOP!' right?!
I just had to type a captcha that was "Cyntha spatting"
am I really about to jack off AGAIN? oh ok...
Slutty work looks
What the hell am I wearing...
can somebody help me with html?!
oh yeah just sitting here watching this straight dude change clothes in my room (BOIYOIYOING) and commenting on my own blog.....ugh mylife
and when I asked nicole if she ever saw a man naked and crying and she said "too many"
Not paying the meter on Sunday what a thrill...
Best today was 'Bali Hai' in the background while my psychic Bebe was telling me about the importance of flu shots
everybody I meet astrologizes me
I've been walking around knowing I was the cardinal air sign but lo and behold I am the sustaining air sign
I didn't even try to leave my house today
why would you use a music video to showcase what a boring person u are?
Npr says Judge Judy makes 100 x what chief justice of the supreme court makes. YOUR POINT?!
Wore a khaki suit jacket to work in the office haha Im an idiot
happy moment: practicing lip synching to "been around the world" by lisa stansfield in front of a flowering bush and a humming bird flew by
happy moment: this sarah mclachlin "the first noel" trance remix ending up in my itunes only goddess knows why or how?!
I hate my life and I have no friends
oh here's what's fucked up: I woke up at 6 am to pee and it's dark but the lights in the hallway are on and I go into the bathroom
and my roommates gf is in there doing her make-up in the same hair-in-towel silk robe get-up. like I woke up and traveled back in time
I was like wtf are you doing up this early? and she's all "oh I couldn't sleep, decided to go grab breakfast, tee hee!" so weird...
Hahaha just remembered Vinny the Malaysian speed queen tryna convince me to get on hormones at the bus stop last night
Driving shirtless GOD this feels goo
Hahaha queeny checker just went 'rreow!' into the imtercom...so funny
living for Velvet! say hello to my new bff!
@HunxandhisPunx Tarythas got me high last night I came home and answered a ton fo craigslist ads boy my phone is blowing up this a.m.
what am I supposed to be doing right now...............
can I get a twit pic of a dick
something on my person stinks...
FROM THE MOUTH OF SHERRY JEAN COOPER - "who let the dogs out?...woof...woof...I confess...to being a dog...I live in the dog house..."
sherry jean gave me the HUGEST tv yesterday...um it is like an enormous square black hole in my room. so chic!!!
18 yr old roommate "can you guys clear a shelf in the bathroom for me?" um NO you gay little idiot do it yourself I'm not your stupid mom
I really need to get "back on track"
accidentally turned my hair ocean water blue. oh, ok!
Whats that early 2000s boy band that is like bbmak sort of but more r and b???
If I have to suffer through another 60s themed dance night I will puke!
theres all these ants in my bed crawling on me what is that all about...
WHAT TO WEAR TONIGHT
haha I have SOOO many windows of erotic art open right now
I sat in something sticky
Weird...I've never farted
Limping down the street like a creep I need chiro and a colonic!
The universe loves me today except 4 my insane hangover and hep c paranoia
AMODEL99 on yahoo if anyone wants to webcam hahahaha
watching "a little night music" alone on a saturday night... I'm not trying to be my mother on purpose it just happens?
haha I wish the homeless guy we 3wayd with last night (he has a blackberry he calls his blueberry! genius) would twitter me
Theyre putting arthritis ointment on their dogs and fighting abt vintage chairs...
hm they made food. its like hanging out at my parents house
spotted: my 19 year old roommate shirtless. hmmmm suddenly I like you.
oops we fried my hair and 75% of it fell out ... but at least I finally got it to be Jan Manuel white!!! but yeah...it fell out in clumps
it's cool to be gay -- I wanna be depressed but there are so many hot guys out today....so whatevs
I love big poutty lips and a sloping brow
my FINAL STATEMENT on the topic: I DEEPLY, DEEPLY REGRET bleaching my hair this weekend ...
so as of now I am surrendering myself to the platinum blonde brillo pad on my head and moving forward
Ackwardly low toilet at the Sands in Reno! Danny vs Set vs me playing make a store with our finds in the room! mines called Bra Lane!
Ten cent draughts?! are u kidding
I love being blonde now btw
sorry I was trippin
I hate eating before I got out when I'm in a corset and really tight pants that cut right below the rib it's like a joke
normal prep grl in insane heels explaining to Two Face on the train how shes homeless and b4 that she livd and shared a bed w her mom??
Str8 people are so weird my mom would kill me if I tried to move back in with her let alone sleep in her bed
Also str8 ppl wear the shittiest costumes!
And its gross they think just cuz Im wearing lip stick and a hooded belly shirt that Im in some half assed costume too. pleeease
Speaking of shitty costumes I wonder what look Ill pull together to wait tables in 2morrow. goth? extra from cats?
um just got a hand written letter from my dad emphasizing being "safe" ... does the quotes mean he's talking about using condoms?
is he flirting with me?
just got out of look, out of face, laid in bed, watched shitty movie, then dad called so I'm back in look, back in face, about to go out hah
Just waited on DAWN FROM EN VOGUE!!! sooo nice!!!
i'm in the dog house, as sherry jean would say
I haven't felt sober all day
haha I put my phone number on sore blog and I already got a really weird message but it was a nice one so...thanks whoever you are
I feel like God's secretary
it's fun to blackout when you intend on like going balls out but it's weird to do it on accident
GOTH CRUISE - five minutes in and I can tell I'm gonna like this movie
marimba cover of "Spellbound" THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
I hate men
you know what's wrong with people? nobody has any self control nobody like sets expectations for themselves
my room looks like some creepy apothecary
jacking off on theraflu and let's call it a god damn night
cruising the "celeb fashion dui" list for new looks haha
what the hell am I doing
listening to musak trying to pay parking tickets for my boss
let's get real san francisco is boring and annoying I'm so sick of everyone here
I can't believe I ate this whole bag of skittles. it's weird how sugary stuff burns the back of your throat
hahaha this bitch (brigid berlin) is so crazy I can totally relate to her rearranging all her little knick knacks
this boy I slept with when he was 17 who is now 19 is in town he facebooked me um why am I nervous to call a teenager
damn I have to GET A LIFE
ugh I feel crazy. jacked off in my boss's office today then dozed off at the desk...behind on my work now but I couldn't DEAL today hahaha
I'm paranoid that he'll know I did it though. I actually thought to myself, "a man can always smell another man's spunk." WTF
Pretty Hate Machine is so good
I love how all fags think they are like this really radical individual
Oo boy Im gonna organize my purse today
The gay guy on glee singing 'defying gravity' you GOTTA be kidding me!!!
and I expose myself as the previously unseen Blair Witch and sing "All By Myself"
the x-men rpg group I was a part of from ages 11-17 might be getting back together! please please please please I hope it happens hahaha
Sherry Jean is wearing see thru periwinkle lace under a light wash denim apron! such a look!
24 hour allergy people
Just bought a ONE DOLLAR vodka tonic. hi tucson!
Ingrown fingernail shows!
2nd nite in a row at tucsons amazing leather bar Venture-In!!
can't wait for the drag show tonight
I feel brain dead from smiling so much this week
what am I doing...
haha I did that tweet cloud and it's all "drag girl guess look love life night haha real song" yea that's about it
a really cool caption of a picture of your boner is "kiss me" ????! hahahah
just remembered showing everyone a millions pics of my boner last night...I'm cool
I'm pulling a Miss Havisham today
Haha ok who put an egg on my bedside table??
so sick of hearing the word "organic" like what does that even mean?
why can't I find any pictures of guys posing naked with dogs or wolves?
'I got all kinda naked pictures of me knocked up! Demi Moore aint got nothin on me!' Sherry Jean hahahaha
today was such a good day but now that I'm home I realize I am still violently pissed off at the world and everyone around me
oh ya highlight of the day was Sherry Jean asking me if she had mispelled taco, she wrote it "toca" hahaha so cute
"life in the fast lane" I think this is actually a really good song
I haven't even made eye contact with most of my roommates
These red underwear make me feel sexy! like I have a dirty secret
The water at jack in the box is like chalky.
fuck yea ash & brock are shirtless on this pokemon movie ... they don't have nipples
tabs open when I woke up : wiki "list of events in the marvel universe", 15 craigslist m4m ads, kylie minogue youtubes, diet websites
oh dang who gave me a beer last night? no wonder I been shitting so much today.
getting hypnotized by kate bush eating chicken soup tgif biotch
Everytime a celebrity dies I feel a little more alive ???
All the sex I had yesterday doesnt seem real haha
life in the crap lane
Got a split lip and a parking ticket (on a sunday?!) what happened last night?
I feel like a corpse
Bring your hole here and gimme your semi
Oops I wore my watch in the hot tub now its full of little bubbles