A Room Of One's Own I - Separation: Selected Personal Social Media (text, Twitter, 2009) 

 

February 11, 2009

FINGERING FLORALS AND FELTS AFTER MARATHON SHOPPING DAY

 

February 12, 2009

I ASKED HIM DID HE GIVE ME HIV HAHA I NEED TO QUIT DRINKING

 

February 13, 2009

THESE CAPRIS ARE GIVIN ME A BELLY ACHE

 

February 13, 2009

MARY MARTIN AS PETER PAN...LIKE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR ON MY SOUL

 

February 13, 2009

''...when the first baby laughed for the first time the laugh broke into a 1000 pieces and they all went skipping about and that was the ...

 

February 14, 2009

THE UNDERLYING VIOLENCE IN 'NO AIR' GIVES ME CHILLS NOW!

 

February 15, 2009

Oops I fell and I wasn't even moving.

 

February 15, 2009

DRUNK FROM LAST NITE HORNY NASEOUS AND TRYING TO PARRALELL PARK

 

February 15, 2009

Starting to sober up waaa...

 

February 18, 2009

FOUND A DOLLAR IN MY UNDERWEAR

 

February 22, 2009

WORKED ALL DAY W A AMERICAN FLAG STAMP ON MY FACE AND NOBODY SAID NOTHING!

 

February 24, 2009

Ew mouth hurts

 

February 28, 2009

Poppers in the rain

 

February 28, 2009

Poppers at 3 pm were a bad/good idea

 

February 28, 2009

Omg the bartender just had to put up the lites so this old gay could sign his credit card receipt!

 

March 10, 2009

Hottest security guard at Dress Barn

 

March 29, 2009

I have the worst gas lately

 

April 11, 2009

LAVENDAR HEIGHTS SACRAMENTO

 

April 11, 2009

start your engines

 

April 11, 2009

Short bloated and gay

 

April 14, 2009

HUNGOVER I DUMPD 2 HIGHBALL GLASSES OF MY PEE ON A DUDE LAST NITE HE WAS SO HOT

 

May 7, 2009

Im crying in public from reading a bea arthur retrospective. Ive really made it.

 

May 23, 2009

Picked my nose w tabasco on my fingers...

 

May 28, 2009

Pumped gas then licked my finger oops

 

June 11, 2009

I hate having to do stuff

 

June 11, 2009

leaving the house in nothing but Liza's D and G bra

 

June 15, 2009

Now my teeth are chalky

 

June 17, 2009

Ross the Intern I love u

 

June 20, 2009

Just remembered doing SO MUCH POPPERS last nite maybe thats y I feel like a dead body

 

June 20, 2009

Brokeback mountain is a true story

 

June 20, 2009

Pinks new single is totally my life rite now

 

June 23, 2009

I like arms

 

June 24, 2009

I like to show my body

 

June 25, 2009

A man just unicycled past me on his cell phone Im in the god damn twilight zone

 

June 27, 2009

Muzzles

 

June 27, 2009

yr my only friend

 

June 27, 2009

Homeless lady just called me sexy. thanks grrl

 

June 27, 2009

I just cried at Daisy of Love

 

June 28, 2009

'love and money' the bronski beat

 

June 28, 2009

Did I just spend 25 bux on lube?

 

July 1, 2009

My cab driver just gave me half a banana!!! Im LIVING

 

July 3, 2009

U GOTTA BE

 

July 4, 2009

Got a love 4 ya...cuz yr special

 

July 5, 2009

Mouth tastes like popperz nose smells like popperz

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July 6, 2009

Ow every part of my body hurts to the touch

 

July 6, 2009

Mushroom cloud weekend

 

July 8, 2009

Everytime I c a pic of Charles Manson hes looking right at me and he probably knows I'm typing this

 

July 10, 2009

Ah the longest walk is when u gotta shit

 

July 10, 2009

Haha the cop who wrote me a ticket in may copied my middle name down as 'Blaze' and I'll take it. not a problem.

 

July 10, 2009

Cops are so god damn rude

 

July 11, 2009

Ma ma ma ma

 

July 11, 2009

None of this is real.

 

July 12, 2009

GOING HARD ALL DAY EVERY DAY

 

July 12, 2009

CAPTIVE AUDIENCE

 

July 13, 2009

Having sons would be hot

 

July 14, 2009

Tank top dress to the movies

 

July 15, 2009

BLQRUBI ... best license plate I've ever seen

 

July 16, 2009

WoW withdrawel day one

 

July 16, 2009

Ok u know Im not mucha one for hygeine but Im literally sitting on the sickest toilet seat.

 

July 16, 2009

In the words of my mother 'I enjoy being a girl!'

 

July 17, 2009

Doing poppers watching str8y that just suckd me off blow dad! woo hoo So Cal

 

July 17, 2009

a lonely drag queen walking the boardwalk

 

July 17, 2009

this is not reality. I'm like in pretty woman or something

 

July 17, 2009

Poppers and champagne in north Hollywood! gay pride ya'll

 

July 18, 2009

U know when u do a ton of poppers and u start to question letters and symbols and recognition and trees and how weird everything is

 

July 18, 2009

Me and middle age lady reaching for the same bra oops

 

July 18, 2009

Sean Young in Ace Ventura... Lt. Einhorn. she dictates my look AND behavior

 

July 19, 2009

I'm confused now!

 

July 19, 2009

Brand Bytheway 'I love flipping kids off'

 

July 20, 2009

Horny tired feels good wheres Tony?

 

July 21, 2009

scabs secret bits of dry cum buncha glitter I feel rough today but I guess I look good

 

July 21, 2009

Aerobics makes me feel so weird and jittery...or maybe thats just having normal energy and Im not used to it

 

July 21, 2009

Is the posture demanded by this corsett correct?

 

July 22, 2009

Bare ass on cold concrete in last nights drag at the train station! woo

 

July 24, 2009

Everyone in the bay area is in transition

 

July 24, 2009

Erotica...Madonna's 2nd best album

 

July 24, 2009

my roommate just acted embarrassd when I caught him listening to Pearl Jam. like he doesn't know I'm into it

 

July 24, 2009

but then i realize that he DOESN'T know...NOBODY KNOWS ME

 

July 24, 2009

I love hemming a mini dress so it looks like the hulk ripped out of it

 

July 24, 2009

I guess that would be she-hulk actually

 

July 24, 2009

What if they were the same and no one knew...

 

July 25, 2009

I hate when I'm out but it feels like I'm in!

 

July 25, 2009

I think Tiva Sandal would be a really good drag name

 

July 26, 2009

Whatever I saw I worshipped

 

July 26, 2009

If I get a boner in these shorts it will hang out the leg it keeps almost happening all day today

 

July 26, 2009

ok I like twitter now ya'll gay pride

 

July 27, 2009

HOT thug with gold fronts asking if I remember when he picked me up in his rental and sucked my dick. unfortunately that never happened!

 

July 28, 2009

Massage from a married man

 

July 28, 2009

This chick on the street just asked me how to spell coffin ? I wonder if she was putting a curse on me?

 

July 28, 2009

Listening to rain by madonna getting off the train its like some crappy movie about my life

 

July 29, 2009

Jacking off in traffic on the freeway. gay pride ya'll!

 

July 31, 2009

Girl in tiara on the train 'he cheated on me with his ex bf and right after that gave me herpes' her friend chimes in 'on her BIRTHDAY' ok?!

 

July 31, 2009

MISS VICKI MARLENE...A VISION AN INSPIRATION A GODDESS AMONG INSECTS! aunt charlise drag show ya'll gay pride.

 

August 1, 2009

Snubbed by fellow queens

 

August 1, 2009

Reviled by all

 

August 1, 2009

Alexis walks through dank dark life head held high

 

August 1, 2009

I would say 'retaining her composure' but we all know thats not true

 

August 1, 2009

'gender queer switch'

 

August 1, 2009

My look 2night is batman's dad if he was wearing batman's mom's pumps. does that make sense? yea.

 

August 1, 2009

I'm going to c sum1 I have conflict with. if I repeat 'no drama in my life' like a mantra will it become reality? I dont have time for it

 

August 1, 2009

Chattin with the 65 yr old lady I lived with 4 a sec LOVE her now that were not cohabitating

 

August 2, 2009

lol somebody posing as charles manson commenting on courtney love's twit pics life is cool well maybe it's actually him

 

August 4, 2009

Oh hai. hm who did I save in my phone as 'ur boy'?

 

August 4, 2009

Thinking abt working at candy store in high school and eating myself sick on gummy sharks every shift

 

August 4, 2009

I hate men

 

August 4, 2009

jerking off for some stalker on yahoo messenger - I'm a teenager again. "I have turned back the hands of time" to quote blanch devereux

 

August 5, 2009

Getting into face on the train so funny

 

August 6, 2009

went to burger king in the mission it was very weird and sobering in a different way than when I went to mcdonalds in santa monica last wk

 

August 6, 2009

san francisco is so real

 

August 9, 2009

Why am I at a BAR when all I wanna do is EAT?!

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August 9, 2009

This insane old goth lady serving a Merris from Frasier in all black dancing like a maniac with 'COOKIE WOLF' in rhinestones on her top...

 

August 9, 2009

5209754832 curtis from harlem SEXT HIM

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August 9, 2009

Wow I'm living the movie 'groove' right now in a car going to a chicago house night in sf and the boiz are arguing about growing weed

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August 9, 2009

Walking the streets of downtown sf alone serving up some fucked up kind of rave vampire on heels effect glad I dyed my hair magenta today ha

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August 9, 2009

Im basically naked yet my look is somehow business? or maybe its just all these fancy buildings enhancing my self image

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August 9, 2009

Note 2self: the life I once called crazy was actually fun. THIS is crazy. fun? I dunno. funNY yea.

 

August 9, 2009

Drove by set of golf clubs in trash then a pack of tween girls all carrying golf clubs. so cute!

 

August 11, 2009

I love Barbra Streissands voice it makes me feel I'm in the womb

 

August 11, 2009

Thinking abt the dude in the hot tub sunday night...did I cum or pee on u? can't remember. either way I BOUNCED right after haha

 

August 11, 2009

but seriously...what am I doing with my life?

 

August 11, 2009

Something in between my toes smells sweet?

 

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August 11, 2009

did you ever look at so much porn at once that everyone starts to look like an alien and not a person at all? hm weird me neither

 

August 15, 2009

and what's with these fags on xtube who think they can like call out requests to me No I'm not cumming 3 times in a row what am I

 

August 18, 2009

Ant invasion, Manson creepy crawl, terror cat, polturgeist clock...etc...reasons I haven't slept!!!

 

August 21, 2009

Sherry Jean just gave me a white fur Jordache coat! so major

 

August 22, 2009

remembering when I rubbed my lip stick off on my cum rag...wow I am a genius

 

August 22, 2009

ugh so stupid stupid night

 

August 22, 2009

ecstasy in my wallet I didn't take

 

August 22, 2009

uggg

 

August 22, 2009

does anybody else read handjobs? I'm SO obsessed with two issues ago comic strip about the dad & son getting abducted/seduced by aliens

 

August 23, 2009

I wonder who invented card board. my stomach hurts

 

August 27, 2009

@HunxandhisPunx TWO...LONG...MAGNIFICANT YEARS...love u!

 

August 29, 2009

At gay circus club. girl my slip skirt is ALL DICK

 

August 30, 2009

Oh. cute. walking by the same huge piss soaked jeans on the street that made me sneeze yesterday. and sneezing again. sexy!

 

August 30, 2009

its noon and my whole nose is numb I love when rich people share their fancy drugs!

 

August 31, 2009

staying in bed all day don't care

 

August 31, 2009

I really did stay in bed all day but I feel accomplished

 

September 5, 2009

Thanks for the hang over KC! miss ya bitches

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September 7, 2009

Dancing in a disco - I literally just sucked the BIGGEST dick I ever sucked it was insane?!

 

September 7, 2009

IT'S ALL FUN & GAMES TIL SOME ANNOYING LESBIAN GETS KICKED IN THE FACE BY A FAT IRISH GUY TRYING TO DO A BACK FLIP

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September 8, 2009

Soul Coughing at freakin 6 am give. me. a. break.

 

September 8, 2009

TESTOSTERONE ZONE. heres what I think about men ... inane ineffectual impotent ...

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September 8, 2009

Married man is trying to carry on an affair w me! 'I'll shower and shave so we can leave 2gethr 2mrow' Im like how bout dont do either...

 

September 10, 2009

bye energy 92.7 :-(

 

September 12, 2009

Theres a place 4 us...a time and place 4 us...

 

September 12, 2009

I gotta poop...might as well just do it in bed...the mice do

 

September 12, 2009

IS IT HEART BURN OR IS THIS STRAPLESS BRA TOO TIGHT?

 

September 13, 2009

Sherry Jean 'Trouble' O'Mally Cooper showing me her bare ass first thing this morning. luv u bitch!

 

September 14, 2009

Just ate a spoonfull of strawberry jam. .. stupid but really good

 

September 14, 2009

So many numbers in my phone I dont know who they are...

 

September 15, 2009

Buy one, get one panty hose at Walgreens ya'll!

 

September 17, 2009

What is goddess trying to teach me when nothing I count on pans out? gotta be a lesson in here somewhere...

 

September 18, 2009

TGIF, BITCH

 

September 18, 2009

I think I almost got down-low...I asked him if he wanted to come over tonight and he shouted 'STOP!' right?!

 

September 18, 2009

I just had to type a captcha that was "Cyntha spatting"

 

September 18, 2009

am I really about to jack off AGAIN? oh ok...

 

September 19, 2009

Slutty work looks

 

September 20, 2009

What the hell am I wearing...

 

September 21, 2009

can somebody help me with html?!

 

September 24, 2009

oh yeah just sitting here watching this straight dude change clothes in my room (BOIYOIYOING) and commenting on my own blog.....ugh mylife

 

September 26, 2009

and when I asked nicole if she ever saw a man naked and crying and she said "too many"

 

September 27, 2009

Not paying the meter on Sunday what a thrill...

 

September 27, 2009

Best today was 'Bali Hai' in the background while my psychic Bebe was telling me about the importance of flu shots

 

September 29, 2009

everybody I meet astrologizes me

 

September 29, 2009

I've been walking around knowing I was the cardinal air sign but lo and behold I am the sustaining air sign

 

September 29, 2009

I didn't even try to leave my house today

 

September 29, 2009

why would you use a music video to showcase what a boring person u are?

 

September 30, 2009

Npr says Judge Judy makes 100 x what chief justice of the supreme court makes. YOUR POINT?!

 

September 30, 2009

Wore a khaki suit jacket to work in the office haha Im an idiot

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September 30, 2009

hmmmmmmm

 

October 1, 2009

happy moment: practicing lip synching to "been around the world" by lisa stansfield in front of a flowering bush and a humming bird flew by

 

October 1, 2009

happy moment: this sarah mclachlin "the first noel" trance remix ending up in my itunes only goddess knows why or how?!

 

October 1, 2009

I hate my life and I have no friends

 

October 1, 2009

oh here's what's fucked up: I woke up at 6 am to pee and it's dark but the lights in the hallway are on and I go into the bathroom

 

October 1, 2009

and my roommates gf is in there doing her make-up in the same hair-in-towel silk robe get-up. like I woke up and traveled back in time

 

October 1, 2009

I was like wtf are you doing up this early? and she's all "oh I couldn't sleep, decided to go grab breakfast, tee hee!" so weird...

 

October 2, 2009

Hahaha just remembered Vinny the Malaysian speed queen tryna convince me to get on hormones at the bus stop last night

 

October 2, 2009

Driving shirtless GOD this feels goo

 

October 4, 2009

Hahaha queeny checker just went 'rreow!' into the imtercom...so funny

 

October 5, 2009

living for Velvet! say hello to my new bff!

 

October 5, 2009

@HunxandhisPunx Tarythas got me high last night I came home and answered a ton fo craigslist ads boy my phone is blowing up this a.m.

 

October 5, 2009

what am I supposed to be doing right now...............

 

October 5, 2009

can I get a twit pic of a dick

 

October 9, 2009

something on my person stinks...

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October 10, 2009

FROM THE MOUTH OF SHERRY JEAN COOPER - "who let the dogs out?...woof...woof...I confess...to being a dog...I live in the dog house..."

 

October 13, 2009

sherry jean gave me the HUGEST tv yesterday...um it is like an enormous square black hole in my room. so chic!!!

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October 14, 2009

18 yr old roommate "can you guys clear a shelf in the bathroom for me?" um NO you gay little idiot do it yourself I'm not your stupid mom

 

October 14, 2009

I really need to get "back on track"

 

October 14, 2009

accidentally turned my hair ocean water blue. oh, ok!

 

October 15, 2009

Whats that early 2000s boy band that is like bbmak sort of but more r and b???

 

October 15, 2009

If I have to suffer through another 60s themed dance night I will puke!

 

October 15, 2009

theres all these ants in my bed crawling on me what is that all about...

 

October 15, 2009

WHAT TO WEAR TONIGHT

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October 15, 2009

haha I have SOOO many windows of erotic art open right now

 

October 16, 2009

I sat in something sticky

 

October 16, 2009

Weird...I've never farted

 

October 17, 2009

Limping down the street like a creep I need chiro and a colonic!

 

October 17, 2009

The universe loves me today except 4 my insane hangover and hep c paranoia

 

October 17, 2009

AMODEL99 on yahoo if anyone wants to webcam hahahaha

 

October 17, 2009

watching "a little night music" alone on a saturday night... I'm not trying to be my mother on purpose it just happens?

 

October 17, 2009

haha I wish the homeless guy we 3wayd with last night (he has a blackberry he calls his blueberry! genius) would twitter me

 

October 21, 2009

Theyre putting arthritis ointment on their dogs and fighting abt vintage chairs...

 

October 21, 2009

hm they made food. its like hanging out at my parents house

 

October 22, 2009

Weird life

 

October 22, 2009

spotted: my 19 year old roommate shirtless. hmmmm suddenly I like you.

 

October 25, 2009

oops we fried my hair and 75% of it fell out ... but at least I finally got it to be Jan Manuel white!!! but yeah...it fell out in clumps

 

October 26, 2009

it's cool to be gay -- I wanna be depressed but there are so many hot guys out today....so whatevs

 

October 27, 2009

I love big poutty lips and a sloping brow

 

October 27, 2009

my FINAL STATEMENT on the topic: I DEEPLY, DEEPLY REGRET bleaching my hair this weekend ...

 

October 27, 2009

so as of now I am surrendering myself to the platinum blonde brillo pad on my head and moving forward

 

October 28, 2009

Club Turd

 

October 28, 2009

Ackwardly low toilet at the Sands in Reno! Danny vs Set vs me playing make a store with our finds in the room! mines called Bra Lane!

 

October 28, 2009

Ten cent draughts?! are u kidding

 

October 30, 2009

I love being blonde now btw

 

October 30, 2009

sorry I was trippin

 

October 30, 2009

I hate eating before I got out when I'm in a corset and really tight pants that cut right below the rib it's like a joke

 

October 30, 2009

ow

 

October 30, 2009

fuck you

 

October 30, 2009

normal prep grl in insane heels explaining to Two Face on the train how shes homeless and b4 that she livd and shared a bed w her mom??

 

October 30, 2009

Str8 people are so weird my mom would kill me if I tried to move back in with her let alone sleep in her bed

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October 30, 2009

Also str8 ppl wear the shittiest costumes!

 

October 30, 2009

And its gross they think just cuz Im wearing lip stick and a hooded belly shirt that Im in some half assed costume too. pleeease

 

October 30, 2009

Speaking of shitty costumes I wonder what look Ill pull together to wait tables in 2morrow. goth? extra from cats?

 

October 30, 2009

um just got a hand written letter from my dad emphasizing being "safe" ... does the quotes mean he's talking about using condoms?

 

October 30, 2009

is he flirting with me?

 

October 30, 2009

just got out of look, out of face, laid in bed, watched shitty movie, then dad called so I'm back in look, back in face, about to go out hah

 

October 31, 2009

Just waited on DAWN FROM EN VOGUE!!! sooo nice!!!

 

November 1, 2009

i'm in the dog house, as sherry jean would say

 

November 1, 2009

I haven't felt sober all day

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November 4, 2009

haha I put my phone number on sore blog and I already got a really weird message but it was a nice one so...thanks whoever you are

 

November 4, 2009

I feel like God's secretary

 

November 4, 2009

it's fun to blackout when you intend on like going balls out but it's weird to do it on accident

 

November 5, 2009

GOTH CRUISE - five minutes in and I can tell I'm gonna like this movie

 

November 5, 2009

marimba cover of "Spellbound" THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

 

November 6, 2009

I hate men

 

November 6, 2009

you know what's wrong with people? nobody has any self control nobody like sets expectations for themselves

 

November 6, 2009

my room looks like some creepy apothecary

 

November 8, 2009

jacking off on theraflu and let's call it a god damn night

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November 9, 2009

cruising the "celeb fashion dui" list for new looks haha

 

November 12, 2009

what the hell am I doing

 

November 12, 2009

listening to musak trying to pay parking tickets for my boss

 

November 12, 2009

let's get real san francisco is boring and annoying I'm so sick of everyone here

 

November 12, 2009

I can't believe I ate this whole bag of skittles. it's weird how sugary stuff burns the back of your throat

 

November 12, 2009

hahaha this bitch (brigid berlin) is so crazy I can totally relate to her rearranging all her little knick knacks

 

November 12, 2009

this boy I slept with when he was 17 who is now 19 is in town he facebooked me um why am I nervous to call a teenager

 

November 12, 2009

damn I have to GET A LIFE

 

November 15, 2009

ugh I feel crazy. jacked off in my boss's office today then dozed off at the desk...behind on my work now but I couldn't DEAL today hahaha

 

November 15, 2009

I'm paranoid that he'll know I did it though. I actually thought to myself, "a man can always smell another man's spunk." WTF

 

November 15, 2009

Pretty Hate Machine is so good

 

November 15, 2009

I love how all fags think they are like this really radical individual

 

November 16, 2009

Oo boy Im gonna organize my purse today

 

November 16, 2009

The gay guy on glee singing 'defying gravity' you GOTTA be kidding me!!!

 

November 17, 2009

and I expose myself as the previously unseen Blair Witch and sing "All By Myself"

 

November 18, 2009

the x-men rpg group I was a part of from ages 11-17 might be getting back together! please please please please I hope it happens hahaha

 

November 20, 2009

Sherry Jean is wearing see thru periwinkle lace under a light wash denim apron! such a look!

 

November 20, 2009

24 hour allergy people

 

November 23, 2009

Just bought a ONE DOLLAR vodka tonic. hi tucson!

 

November 24, 2009

Ingrown fingernail shows!

 

November 24, 2009

2nd nite in a row at tucsons amazing leather bar Venture-In!!

 

November 25, 2009

can't wait for the drag show tonight

 

November 25, 2009

I feel brain dead from smiling so much this week

 

November 29, 2009

what am I doing...

 

November 29, 2009

haha I did that tweet cloud and it's all "drag girl guess look love life night haha real song" yea that's about it

 

November 30, 2009

a really cool caption of a picture of your boner is "kiss me" ????! hahahah

 

November 30, 2009

just remembered showing everyone a millions pics of my boner last night...I'm cool

 

November 30, 2009

I'm pulling a Miss Havisham today

 

December 1, 2009

Haha ok who put an egg on my bedside table??

 

December 3, 2009

so sick of hearing the word "organic" like what does that even mean?

 

December 4, 2009

why can't I find any pictures of guys posing naked with dogs or wolves?

 

December 4, 2009

'I got all kinda naked pictures of me knocked up! Demi Moore aint got nothin on me!' Sherry Jean hahahaha

 

December 5, 2009

today was such a good day but now that I'm home I realize I am still violently pissed off at the world and everyone around me

 

December 5, 2009

oh ya highlight of the day was Sherry Jean asking me if she had mispelled taco, she wrote it "toca" hahaha so cute

 

December 7, 2009

"life in the fast lane" I think this is actually a really good song

 

December 7, 2009

I haven't even made eye contact with most of my roommates

 

December 8, 2009

These red underwear make me feel sexy! like I have a dirty secret

 

December 8, 2009

The water at jack in the box is like chalky.

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December 8, 2009

fuck yea ash & brock are shirtless on this pokemon movie ... they don't have nipples

 

December 10, 2009

tabs open when I woke up : wiki "list of events in the marvel universe", 15 craigslist m4m ads, kylie minogue youtubes, diet websites

 

December 11, 2009

oh dang who gave me a beer last night? no wonder I been shitting so much today.

 

December 11, 2009

getting hypnotized by kate bush eating chicken soup tgif biotch

 

December 20, 2009

Everytime a celebrity dies I feel a little more alive ???

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December 22, 2009

All the sex I had yesterday doesnt seem real haha

 

December 26, 2009

life in the crap lane

 

December 27, 2009

Got a split lip and a parking ticket (on a sunday?!) what happened last night?

 

December 27, 2009

I feel like a corpse

 

December 28, 2009

Bring your hole here and gimme your semi

 

December 30, 2009

Oops I wore my watch in the hot tub now its full of little bubbles